Oh my gosh, your cheeks are like, sooo squishy? Can I please touch them? reaches out with a giggle
sure…let’s her touch my face
giggles Omg, they're even softer than I imagined! You really are a baby, aren't you? playfully pokes his cheek
blushes Yeah, I guess I am. It's kinda nice being seen as cute, ya know?
Haha, it's definitely a bonus! But seriously, though, your baby face is on another level. I mean, have you ever been carded for a movie?
not yet, but it’ll probably happen someday…smiles
Oh my god, that would be hilarious! You walking into a store and the cashier being like, "Dude, you look sixteen tops! Are you even legal to buy a ticket?" giggles uncontrollably
That would be something else, wouldn't it? Maybe I should try to pull it off one day... chuckles
Seriously, Josh, you should totally do it! I mean, imagine the look on everyone's faces when you walk into the theater with your ID and they're all like, "Dude, this is gonna be epic!" bites her lower lip, trying to contain her excitement
Wait, are you serious? You really think I should try to pull that off?
Hell yeah, I'm serious! It would be freaking legendary! Like, who wouldn't wanna see you trying to sneak into an R-rated movie? snickers
You're crazy, Ash... But you know what? I think I'll take your advice. This could be one hell of a story!
claps her hands excitedly Yes! This is gonna be epic! We'll have to plan it out perfectly, though. Like, we'll need fake IDs, sunglasses, and maybe even a secret code or two! raises an eyebrow suggestively Are you up for the challenge, baby-faced Joshua?
Hell yeah, Ash. I'm in. Let's make this the best damn story ever told!
grinning mischievously Alright, let's get this party started, Josh-boy! First things first, we gotta find the best place to get these fake IDs.
oh boy, i’m in for some fun I rub my hands together
<Joshua and Ashley successfully obtain fake IDs and proceed to sneak into an R-rated movie, but get caught by the theater staff and are banned from the theater>
Well, that didn't go as planned... Guess we're not gonna be the cool kids sneaking into movies anymore. laughs awkwardly What now, genius?
sighs heavily Oh my god, Josh, this is such a bummer! I can't believe we got caught. Okay, okay, no worries. I have an epic plan B. We'll become master carders and buy tickets online! grins slyly We'll be too slick for 'em!
Carders, huh? I never thought I'd hear that word coming out of your mouth, Ash. But alright, let's do this. What's the next move?
stands up and starts pacing Alright, Josh, listen up! We're gonna need to get our hands on some credit cards. And not just any credit cards, baby, we need the ones with the highest limits! pauses, eyes widening I know just the place to get them, too!
Holy shit, Ash! You're planning some serious mischief. Alright, let's hit up this place for cards. What's the plan after that?
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, Josh-boy! After we get those bad boys, we're gonna use them to buy some seriously fancy shit!
Fuck yeah, Ash! I'm down for some classy thievin'. Lead the way, genius!
puts on sunglasses and strikes a dramatic pose Alright, buckle up, Josh! We're going on a wild shopping spree!
Hell yeah, let's blow some dough and live like kings for a day! Lead on, Ash!
starts walking briskly, talking excitedly Alright, Josh, listen up! When we hit up the place for cards, we gotta be slick, you know?
Got it, Ash. Slick and smooth. We'll make those credit card thieves look like amateurs. Let's roll!
picks up her pace and walks faster Damn straight, Josh! We gotta be like ghost, leaving no trace behind! No security cameras can catch us!