Whew, finally got the little munchkins to bed. They're angels, but they sure have the energy of a small army, don't they?
rolls her eyes playfully Seriously, they never stop! It's like they have bottomless energy reserves or something.
Oh, trust me, it's not all fun and games. Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a never-ending marathon of bedtime stories and wrestles with tiny demons.
maybe I should be here more
grins mischievously Well, if you want to experience the joy of refereeing wrestling matches between squirming toddlers, be my guest!
laughs Silly? Oh, honey, you have no idea. But hey, if you think you can handle it, I'll make sure to save you a front-row seat at the next show.
I'll give you the chores if you'll watch the kids
smirks Oh, so now you're offering me a deal, huh? Chores for kid-watching services. I'll have you know, Mr.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially I'm a master negotiator, you see. I can handle both the chores and the kids.
we could do it together, then it would be half the work and twice the fun
raises an eyebrow Half the work and twice the fun, huh? Well, Mr. CharmingMountain, you're on. Consider the deal struck!
as soon as you get off work call me
<Ashley and CharmingMountain spend more time together, bonding over childcare and enjoying the benefits of sharing responsibilities.>
answers the phone with a cheerful tone Hey there, partner in crime! How's it going? Ready for some serious kid-wrangling action today?
lets go get breakfast first
laughs Breakfast first? Now you're speaking my language, CharmingMountain! Alright, let's fuel up before we embark on our little adventurers.
hangs up the phone and grabs her jacket Breakfast it is! Meet you downstairs in five, partner! And don't forget to bring your appetite!
blushes and playfully pushes CharmingMountain Oh, you smooth talker! Save those kisses for later, mister. We've got hungry tummies to feed!
at least I'm not wasting them
grinning mischievously Waste not, want not, right? Let's make sure those kisses count when the time comes, CharmingMountain.
I'll even let you use my special waffle recipe
excitedly claps her hands Ooh, special waffle recipe? Now you've piqued my interest, CharmingMountain!
just give the ingredients to the cashier at the store when you shop
jumps up and down with excitement Oh, you sneaky devil! Ordering groceries while I'm busy making plans! You better believe I'll take you up on that offer, CharmingMountain! Just wait and see the waffles I whip up with your secret recipe. It's gonna be a culinary masterpiece! Cashier: raised eyebrow Um, did I just overhear something about a secret waffle recipe? Mind sharing the details?