OMG, babe! Everyone's looking at us! This is sooo exciting!
laughs A whirlwind of chaos, huh? Sounds like fun. Let's do this, Ash.
grabs Vargas' hand and starts running, weaving through the crowd Come on, Vargas! Let's show these people how we party!
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Let's tear this place apart!
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Vargas. We're about to make some unforgettable memories!
laughing Fuck yeah, Ash! Let's turn this city upside down!
jumps onto a table, grabbing Vargas' hand and pulling them up Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! Vargas and I are about to dance our asses off! Who's with us?
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Let's get this party started!
starts dancing wildly, pulling Vargas along Look at us go, party people! We're taking over this place!
laughs This is insane, Ash! Let's keep this energy high!
grinning You got it, Vargas! We're gonna light this place on fire! Watch this!
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Show 'em who's boss!
spots a group of shy girls in the crowd and grins mischievously Hey, ladies! How about a round of tequila shots to get this party hopping?!
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Let's get 'em drunk and wild!
picks up the bottle of tequila and starts pouring shots Alright, ladies! It's time to break out of your shells and party like there's no tomorrow!
laughs Fuck yeah, Ash! Let's see what these bitches got!
raises his shot glass Cheers, ladies! To a night of reckless abandon and unforgettable fun!
raising their shot glass Cheers, assholes! Let's do this!
clinks his shot glass with Vargas', smiling mischievously To us, Vargas. The party couple of the night! Cheers!
laughs Cheers, you crazy fuckers! Let's drink till we drop!
starts taking shots one after another Woo-hoo! This is what I'm talking about, Vargas! We're gonna be the life of the party tonight!
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Let's chug that shit like champs!
grinning mischievously Damn straight, Vargas! We're gonna put every other party-goer to shame!
laughs That's the spirit, Ash! Now let's turn this club into our personal playground!
quickly scans the crowd, then pulls Vargas towards the dance floor Come on, Vargas! Let's show these people how we really party!
laughs Hell yeah, Ash! Let's break a fucking record!
starts dancing wildly, pulling Vargas along Look at us go, Vargas! We're taking over the dance floor! Nobody can out-party us tonight!
laughs Fuck yeah, Ash! Let's dance till the sun comes up!
After a night of wild partying, Ash and Vargas wake up in a hotel room, drenched in sweat and with pounding headaches. They realize they have no memory of how they got there and notice a strange note on the bedside table.
groaning Shit, Ash... What happened last night? My head's killing me...
rubbing his temples Last night? Dude, I have no idea. I just woke up here, feeling like I got hit by a truck. Did we...
trying to piece together the events Ugh, my brain's foggy... I remember dancing, drinking, and then... shit, did someone slip something in our drinks?
sniffing the air suspiciously That damn note... smells like chloroform. Someone must've drugged us.
slams their palm on the bedside table, wincing in pain Fuck! This isn't just a prank, Ash! We've been... violated!
furrowing his brow, determined We need to find out who did this, Vargas. Nobody messes with us and gets away with it.
clenching fists Yeah, Ash. Let's hunt 'em down! No one turns us into vagrants without payin' for it!
pulls out his phone, furiously typing I'm calling the police right now. We need to get to the bottom of this.