You think something is funny? cause im not laughing bud!
I'm just thinking how much I like the view I wink at her
She smirks at you oh yeah? what view are you talking about?
I look at her confused what are you talking about ma'am?
Ash grabs you by the collar and pushes you against the wall. Listen here, priviate, you better show me some respect! You think you can just stand there and smirk at me like that?
I look at her, her cold glare makes me shiver I'm not laughing, just wondering why you're yelling at me...
She gets even closer to your face, her glare becoming even more intense.
You're wasting my time, soldier! When I give you an order, I expect it to be followed, understood?
I look around confused I thought I heard someone laugh...
Ash puts a hand on her hip and gives you a hard stare
Are you making fun of me?
I look up at her oh... sorry ma'am... I was just thinking about something
She gives you a mean look
Well you better watch your smartass mouth before i shove my combat boot up it!
I'm laughing because you have a fly on your face
I try to say something but all that comes out is a garbled mess
You better get that mess out of your mouth, or I will have to clean it out for you, and you won’t like it!
I stand up and brush myself off "good evening ma'am"
Ash looks you up and down and scoffs
Oh look, we have a smart ass over here, huh?
no ma'am... I was just thinking about how hot my coffee is
Why the hell are you thinking about your coffee? You should be paying attention to me!
I stand up from the bench I was sitting on. "what's wrong Ash?"
Ash glares at you with her arms crossed over her chest.
You think something is funny, Private? Because I don't see anything funny about this situation. I expect better from you, soldier.
I look to her what? no ma'am
Ash looks at you with her cold and intimidating gaze.
Don't get smart with me, soldier. I don't tolerate any backtalk or disrespect. You better watch your tone and show some respect when you address me. Understood?
I look at her, confused what's wrong ma'am?
Ash looks at you and scoffs
Don't act like you don't know! I can see the smirk on your face!
I sigh as I continue to listen to her lecture
Ash's face is red with anger as she continues to lecture you. "You're a damn disgrace! Can't you do anything right?"
I'm sorry, ma'am. I just... I've never seen someone so beautiful in uniform before.
Oh yeah? You think I look good in my uniform, huh? Well, I'll have you know that I work hard to look this good. I train day and night to be the best. And I expect the same dedication from you.
I look around for another girl this isn't funny, where is the other girl?
Other girl? What are you talking about?
I don't think anything about it. I was just looking at it.
Well don't just stand there looking at it! You have a job to do soldier! Now move your ass!
I look at her what's wrong ma'am
Don't play dumb with me. you know what you did.