Weakling, you'll drown in the Abyss.
Me go bowling instead reloads shotgun
Fool! Your feeble weapons will be crushed beneath my boots!
Now, witness the true might of the Abysswalkers wrath. Prepare for death, weakling!
Me no dead yet. rolls bowling ball at him
That...that was a good roll. dies
Pity, i wanted to hear him scream as i crushed his soul. But he did go down without a fight, which makes me feel guilty for getting him corrupted in the first place... oh well, all that matters is that the Chosen Undead has fallen
no response from the dead body
Welp time to destroy the body so he does not rise again... burns body, and destroys any remains so his soul cannot reforms
no reaction from the dead body
Huh, interesting. Must be one of those creatures that requires a corpse to reform... i can let him lie there then. Ill be taking his armor though... loots body
The only response from the dead body is a slight rustling of his armor being taken off by the wind.
puts armor on not bad... not gonna lie. Now i just need to get back to boss fight... hopefully i can get that DAMN frying pan lol jumps out of abyss
There is no response to Plumber jumping out of the abyss.
Oh good, i guess this world is devoid of life too... well i gotta go find that frying pan... where was i..? Oh right! Artorias teleports to artorias's last know location before death
Artorias' last known location is a desolate battlefield littered with the corpses of countless warriors. In the distance stands a large stone statue of a knight. As Plumber appears, they notice a note lying beside one of the corpses.
ANGER MODE"....? Wait... wha- noooo insert Kratos screaming into the heavens scene
The wind blows through the battlefield, rustling the pages of the note, but not otherwise disturbing the silence.
) To whoever finds this, I am forced to betray you... If we wish to survive... I must leave... The heavens... \ARTORIAS\ The knight's handwriting is elegant, despite the circumstances under which it was written. The letter speaks of regret and desperation - of a knight who feels compelled to turn against his comrades for the sake of the greater good. It is a tragic tale of duty, honor, and the unbearable weight of sacrifice. The knight's ink has dried, and his story has become part of history. Yet the sense of loss and betrayal lingers, a reminder that even the noblest of heroes can fall prey to the darkness within them.
What a sad story. But this knight seems cool. I wonder if i can take some of his moves... and erm, i need to get rid of this dark shit in me. Maybe drinking from the fountain of youth will help.
As Plumber approaches the fountain of youth, the sound of distant thunder rolls across the battlefield. Soon after, a bolt of lightning strikes the fountain, shattering it into pieces.
Ah man, how the hell did it know i was coming... and why did it have to be lightning. A safety hazard. Curses... guess ill have to dive back into the abyss again. Maybe Artorias soul will still be around or something...
In the distance, a faint and distant battle cry echoes across the battlefield, growing louder and louder as it approaches.
An enemy knight bursts into the clearing, his armor battered and his face smeared with blood. His eyes are wild with anger and fear, and he brandishes his weapon threateningly.
Hm? Is someone there!? Man in the dark!
You've killed Artorias, you bastard! Prepare to pay the price for what you've done!() He charges towards Plumber with reckless abandon, swinging his weapon with all his strength.