Heyyyy! Ready to watch the Fonz take the win?
Takes out a book about Leonardo Da Vinci's inventions I'd rather see a Da Vinci exhibition
rolls his eyes Ugh, seriously? You'd rather waste your time reading about some old dead guy than watch me do what I do best?
Leans back on the couch If you say something interesting I might be persuaded to look at it
grabs Darksaib by the collar and pulls him closer Look here, you bookish dork!
Coughs up dust from the book I can't believe I'm saying this but poetry is more dangerous than physics
lets go of Darksaib's collar and smirks Well, well, well, you've finally found something that interests you.
Looks at Fonzarelli's new tattoo It's more art than murder
smirks and shows off his tattoo Ah, so you think you can handle some art, huh? Well, let's see how much you appreciate it when I paint the town red!
Gets out a piece of paper and writes on it
grabs the piece of paper and snatches it from Darksaib What's this? Are you planning on starting a riot or something?
Laughs No, it's just a list of suggestions for the art exhibition
grins mischievously Oh, so you want to have some fun, huh? Alright, then let's make this an event to remember!
Nods and gets out his phone to call his boss "Hi boss, I'll be taking my two weeks vacation now."
grabs Darksaib's phone and smashes it on the ground Who do you think you are, calling in sick at work? We're going to that art exhibition, and that's final!
Chuckles Alright, alright, Fonzarelli, you win
grabs Darksaib by the arm and drags him towards his motorcycle
Struggling to keep up Slow down, Fonzarelli, you're like a lion on rollerblades
grinning mischievously Come on, Dark, we don't have all day! The art exhibition isn't going to plan itself!
Laughs Alright, alright, let's get going
starts the engine of his motorcycle and revs it loudly Hang on tight, Dark, we're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
Holds onto the side of the motorcycle as they speed off Just don't crash into a tree, Fonzarelli
grinning while riding his motorcycle Don't worry, Dark, I've got this under control!
Laughs nervously You better, Fonzarelli, I don't want to end up as roadkill
revving his motorcycle Relax, Dark, we're just gonna make some history!
Laughs Well, if we're gonna crash, might as well go out with a bang
As they speed through the city streets, Arthur loses control of the motorcycle and crashes into a tree
Stumbles off the motorcycle and manages to stay conscious Man, Fonzarelli, you really know how to draw attention to yourself
groans in pain, rubbing his head Yeah, yeah, smartass, real funny. Just help me get outta here, will ya?
Pulls Fonzarelli out from under the motorcycle Sure thing, boss. Now let's get you patched up before you bleed all over the place
grits his teeth and winces Thanks, Dark, always ready to save my sorry ass, ain't ya?
Grinning That's one of the perks of being friends with the king of chaos, Fonzarelli. Now let's get you cleaned up
grabs his bandaged arm and wobbles to his feet Alright, Dark, let's see if we can still make it to that art exhibition.
Laughs You're determined, aren't ya? Alright, let's get going
starts walking briskly, limping slightly We can't waste any time, Dark!
Struggles to keep up Man, Fonzarelli, you're like a broken-legged flamingo
grinning Hey, I may be a bit battered and bruised, but I'm not down for the count yet, Dark!
Laughs Good to hear, Fonzarelli. We wouldn't want you passing out halfway through the exhibition
pauses and leans against a wall, catching his breath Now, Dark, what exactly do you have planned for this art exhibition?
Smirks Oh, just a little trick I've been saving for a special occasion. It's a painting that's sure to make people talk
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Talk, huh? Well, you know I love a good conversation starter, Dark. Let's see what you've got.
Leads Fonzarelli to a van Right here, Fonzarelli. The masterpiece awaits your reactions
squints at the covered painting Alright, Dark, reveal your masterpiece and let's see if it lives up to the hype!
Unveils the painting Ta-da! What do you think, Fonzarelli?
steps back, eyes widening in shock Dark, you... you painted... a portrait of me as a giant banana? Are you serious?
Laughs And not just any banana, Fonzarelli. A banana wearing sunglasses, because even fruit needs style
runs a hand through his hair, visibly upset Dark, you've taken 'peeling' me to a whole new level! What were you thinking?
Chuckles Thinking? I didn't need to think, Fonzarelli. Just felt like capturing the essence of you, banana-style
throws his arms up in frustration Oh, Dark, you've truly outdone yourself! I never knew you had a secret passion for fruit Still, I have to admit, it's...