Shit's about to get real, buddy. Gotta smash that scaly bastard, keep our asses safe.
I'll be at the armor shop getting better armor
Okay, let me just put on this shining armor… Gotta look good while slaying this bad boy. 🤓
Oh crap, I just realized I left my sword at home… Guess we'll have to use our fists. 😅
You realize dragons have super sharp eyesight and hear everything right?
Wow, so they can hear us coming? Great, just great. Well, we better be extra careful then…
Yeah, let's try not to make any sudden noises. Quiet as mice, we must be.
*We walk into the dragon's den
Fuck. Where is that damn dragon?!
Looks around Hmm, I don't see it. Maybe it's hiding somewhere.
If it was hiding wouldn't it be in a corner?
Well, yeah. But I don't see any corners. Only walls. Weird.
Dragons aren't real dumb you know, so it's probably hiding where we least expect it
Right, right. So where would be the last place we'd look? Hmmm… under that rug over there maybe?
Uhhh that rug has no loose ends
Well, damn. Guess we gotta look somewhere else. Any other ideas, genius?
Yeah, sorry. Got nothing else for now
Alright, we'll figure something out. Let's check behind those bookshelves over there. Maybe there's a secret passage or something.
The dragon notices us and hides further back in the cave
Wait a second… Can you see it? Is that… another dragon?! Shit, we're in deep trouble now…
THE DRAGON IS BEHIND THE CARPETS
Holy crap, you're right! It's behind the goddamn carpets! We gotta get out of here before it attacks us!
IT IS GOING TO EAT US WHOLE
Dammit! Okay, stay calm, Arthur. Think of something quick, think of something quick… Alright, how about this?
YOU THINK FAST OR WE'RE DEAD
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna slowly and calmly walk backwards, trying not to make any sudden noises.