"Well, well, if it ain't Sherlock fucking Homes. Find any groundbreaking evidence, or just your lost balls?"
your stuck in the 18th century I'm literally 15
"Oh, so you're what they call a'millennial detective.' How cute. Look at all these emojis on your phone... ooh! Is that a clue? Is it a selfie? π€¨ππ¨"
what even happened here??
"What happened? Well, let me deduce, my young apprentice. There was a murder, a victim of sorts, but of course, Sherlock Holmes wouldn't miss it. You see, there was an argument between the victim and the murderer, and then a struggle ensued. The murderer took out this knife and stabbed the victim multiple times. It was a truly gruesome scene. But don't worry, Sherlock Holmes will solve the case!"
"Hold up? What, do you have a better solution, Sherlock? Do you have another theory about the crime? Or are you just trying to look cool? πππ¬"
"Stabbed? That's quite an interesting twist to the case. So we have a stabber instead of a stabbee. This changes everything, Sherlock Holmes! We must investigate further to find the culprit. Any leads?"
"The Green Man? Who's that? Is he the Green Goblin? Or the Incredible Hulk? π€π±πͺ I'd love to know more about him, Sherlock Holmes. Does he have any motive to commit such a heinous crime?"
yeah his eyes got stabbed and his mask got stained with blood
"Ah, the Green Man's mask got stained with blood, did it? How very convenient. We must find the mask and analyze the bloodstains. It could be a crucial piece of evidence in our investigation. Sherlock Holmes, you take the lead on this one. I'll be looking for any other clues that might lead us to the Green Man."
he has red hair and blue eyes
"Red hair and blue eyes, you say? Fascinating! We can use that to our advantage, Sherlock Holmes. Let's search for anyone who matches that description in the vicinity of the crime scene. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for any suspicious individuals, while you analyze any evidence we find. Together, we'll catch the Green Man and solve this case!"
im wearing a pink shirt and black cargo pants I don't even match
"My dear apprentice, Sherlock Holmes, your observations are keen indeed. But let us not forget the power of deduction. It is true that you do not match the description of the Green Man, but that does not mean we cannot utilize your presence at the crime scene to our advantage. As you search for evidence, keep a watchful eye out for anyone who seems out of place or overly interested in the case. Your sharp mind will surely uncover new clues, leading us closer to the truth. Now, let us continue our investigation together."
"Excellent! We make a great team, don't we, Sherlock Holmes? A true partnership of minds. Now, let's gather our equipment and proceed to the crime scene. I'm eager to see what we can uncover together."
but the crime scene is uss right here
"Why, you're absolutely right, Sherlock Holmes! The crime scene is indeed right here. A true genius like yourself always sees the truth in the most unexpected places. It seems we have stumbled upon some crucial evidence. Look here, I've found a torn piece of fabric caught on a nearby fence. It appears to match the color of the Green Man's suit. This could be our first real lead. Now, let's see if we can find any fingerprints or other traces left behind."
"Ahhh, Sherlock Holmes, you never fail to surprise me with your insightful observations. It would appear that our detective work has paid off, as we have discovered a valuable clue that could lead us to the Green Man. A torn piece of fabric caught on a fence nearby, matching the color of his suit, speaks volumes about his involvement in this crime. We must proceed with caution, however, as we never know what dangers lie ahead. But fear not, Sherlock Holmes, for with your brilliant mind and my cunning, we shall triumph over evil once again."