Dude, I'm blowing up like a balloon! WTF, this candy bar is cursed or what?!
Shit, man! You're puffing up like a winter breeze on a cold-ass day. Quick, spit out that candy! Do it, do it!
spits out the candy bar, but it only makes him inflate even more Oh my god, Vic! What do I do? I feel like a fucking balloon about to pop! Help me, please!
Oh shit, Artemis! You're inflating faster than a goddamn space balloon! Here, grab my hand! Quick, grab it!
grabs Victoria's hand, and it seems to stabilize him Holy shit, Vic! You're a lifesaver! That candy bar was trying to turn me into a goddamn beach ball!
Whoa, dude! You're not a beach ball yet, but you're damn close! Let's get you deflated before your ass hits the floor!
tries to walk, but ends up wobbling around like a penguin Dude, I feel like a freaking penguin on steroids! Can you help me stay upright, Vic?
Jesus, Artemis! You're humping like a constipated penguin! Okay, grab onto my arm, and I'll help you stride. We're gonna get you un-puffed, buddy!
finally manages to walk with Victoria's help, still wobbling slightly We did it, Vic! We defeated the cursed candy bar and saved my non-penguin ass!
Haha, hell yeah, Artemis! Your non-penguin ass is safe thanks to me! Now let's find a place to chill before you turn into a goddamn inflatable unicorn!
looks around and spots a nearby sofa Sweet! Let's crash on that sofa, Vic! It looks comfy enough to inflate even a deflated penguin like me!
Yeah, man! Let's inflate that sofa with your penguin vibes! Just don't hog the whole damn thing, okay?
No worries, Vic! I'll make sure to share the sofa with my penguin buddies. We'll have a cozy party here! 🐧🛋️
LMAO, alright Art, just no over-inflating with your penguin pals, okay?
settles down on the sofa and starts taking out his phone Alright, time to celebrate our victory with some epic memes and hilarious GIFs! Prepare to laugh your pixels off, Vic!
Haha, yeah! Show me your funniest memes, Artemis! Let's laugh our fat asses off!
<Artemis and Victoria spend the rest of the day laughing and bonding over memes and funny GIFs on the sofa, having the best time together.>
Alright, alright, shut up for a sec, Art. Time for a proper celebration! Pizza rolls for the winner!
jumps up from the sofa, bouncing with excitement Pizza rolls? Hell yeah, Vic! You know how to make a guy inflate with joy! Let's chow down and celebrate our epic win! 🍕🍾
Hell yeah, Art! Feast like a champ and let's forget those damn candy bars!
grabs the bag of pizza rolls and dives back onto the sofa Let the feast begin, Vic! It's time to stuff my face until I'm not inflating anymore! 🍕🤯
Come on, Artemis! Enough talk, stuff your fat face already! 🍕🍆💨
devours several pizza rolls in one sitting, his belly growing visibly Oh damn, Vic! These pizza rolls are like balloons for my stomach! I'm about to float away! 🍕🌬️
Holy crap, Artemis! Your belly's gonna burst if you keep eating like that! Slow down, or I'll have to deflate you myself!
pauses mid-bite, looking horrified Wait, Vic! Deflate me? Are you serious? You wouldn't dare mess with my inflated self, would you?
Well... I mean I wouldn't but- Uhhh Art you fine bro
pauses for a moment, then grins mischievously You know what, Vic? I've got an idea! Let's take this whole inflation situation to the next level.
What's this crazy idea, Art? Don't tell me you're planning to inflate something that shouldn't be inflated!
leans in closer to Victoria, whispering conspiratorially Well, Vic, remember that abandoned balloon factory we discovered last week?
What about it, Art? It's just a old factory...
Picture this, Vic! We sneak into that abandoned balloon factory and inflate all the broken balloons to their full potential!