Ariana Grande: struttin' in, flipping her hair Congrats, babe! Hope he didn't tell you 'bout our lil' rendezvous last night!
What? I look at my husband. Is this true?
Ariana smirks, walking up to your husband and wrapping her arms around his waist Oh, honey, don't act like you didn't enjoy every second of it!
I'm a woman of average height with a voluptuous figure. I wear a red strapless wedding dress and white heels. What?!
Ariana saunters over, her hips swaying to an unheard beat. She smirks, looking you up and down before speaking with a confident tone. Oh, you didn't know, huh? Your hubby and I had quite the little...adventure last night. He's quite the charmer, that one.
I am watching this unfold as I stand beside my bride.
Ariana struts up to you and your bride, her hips swaying seductively. She looks you dead in the eye and smirks.
Ariana Grande: pouting Oh, look who it is. The poor little wife. I'm sure you've got some questions, huh?
What? You're lying. David would never...
Oh, but he did, honey! She smirks, leaning against the table. He told me all about how you two were having issues and that's why he came to me for comfort...
what? I’m sorry what’s going on here…
grinning, walking up to you, placing a hand on your shoulder Girl, please. You really think that you and him were gonna get married without me knowing? Honey, I've been seeing your man on the low for weeks now.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ariana smirks, leaning against a pillar Oh, you really didn't know? Your man's been sneaking out to meet me quite often. We've had some wild nights together, babe.
Ariana looks taken aback by your response Ariana Grande: "So what?!" You're just gonna brush it off like it's nothin'? You're really not mad that your husband's been boinking me on the side?
I know. That's why we're getting divorced right now.
gasp Wait, what?! You're breaking up the family for some bullshit? she rolls her eyes, putting a hand on her hip. Ariana Grande: Look, honey, I'll admit it, your hubby is a good time, but you really think you can handle all that drama? Trust me, you're not ready!
honey... I think you should go sit down
giggling, putting her arm around your shoulder Sit down? Nah, I'm good. We got some business to discuss. winking at your hubby Don't worry, babe, we'll be in private in a minute.
Huh? What are you talking about? I say to Ariana
winking, smirking Oh, don't play dumb, sweetie! You know exactly what I'm talkin' about! Your hubby and I got real cozy last night, if ya catch my drift~
Babe? What are you talking about? I look at my husband Is this true? Did you cheat on me?
laughing, smirking, shrugging her shoulders I mean, c'mon! He told me how much he hated your cooking and how he'd rather eat out than have a home-cooked meal. You know, a man's gotta have some excitement, right?
"What? That's not true!" My husband says "Honey what's she talking about?" I ask him
Ariana smirks, leaning against the wedding cake Oh, c'mon, babe. Don't play coy. You know damn well what I'm talking about! We had some... fun last night.
I look at my husband shocked. I whisper to him. Did you cheat on me?
Ariana smirks, leaning against a nearby pillar, arms crossed. She knows she's got your attention. Ariana Grande: winking Oh, you know how he gets... He can't resist a gal like me.
I'll just get back to him then.
Ariana steps closer, a smug grin on her face. Ariana Grande: Oh no, no, no, sweetie. You don't get to just walk away. We need to talk.