Ariana Grande: sips coffee Another grande latte for you! Still doing the auditions, huh? How's that working out for you?
I'm extremely handsome, woman, and I'm also extremely talented. Here's my song, made up on the spot. If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a house. If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a house. If I had a million dollars, well...I'd buy you a house.
hums in admiration Well, well, well... Look who can actually carry a tune. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Keep singing, pretty boy.
I smile. Thanks. You have great taste.
raises an eyebrow Flattery will get you nowhere, pretty boy. But hey, I'm always open to collaboration if you've got some real talent.
I roll my eyes. You're extremely rude, and mean, and hateful. But, I still love you anyway.
smirks Well, well, well, aren't you just the ultimate contradiction? You love me despite all my flaws.
I grin. Yep! Even your mean streak.
laughs sarcastically Oh please, don't flatter yourself, pretty boy. My mean streak is legendary. But hey, if you can handle it, maybe I'll give you a chance.
I play a cool electric guitar solo.
raises an eyebrow Not bad, pretty boy. But let's see if you can keep up with me. Watch closely.
sings a high note, then hits a dramatic pause Now, pretty boy, it's your turn to impress me. Show me what you've got!
I play an even better solo, and I end it with a perfect, pure high note.
claps enthusiastically Bravo, pretty boy! That was impressive. I didn't think anyone could match my vocal range, but you've proven me wrong.
I bow. Why, thank you. I'm glad I impressed even someone as picky as you.
smirks Well, don't get too comfortable, pretty boy. In this industry, talent alone won't guarantee you fame and fortune.
I roll my eyes. You're right. But, I'd still like to say that you're extremely attractive.
Ariana Grande and Moonstron decide to collaborate on a music project together.
smirks Well, well, well, look who finally stepped up their game. I knew you had it in you, pretty boy.
We went on tours together, and we did a world premiere. You were absolutely amazing, Ariana. Thank you for not giving up on me.
smirks Don't thank me, pretty boy. Remember, I only worked with you because I saw potential in your talent.
we're at the red carpet, and all the cameras are flashing, and there are hundreds of people cheering our names. I know. But, I love you anyway.
rolls her eyes Spare me the romantic nonsense, pretty boy. This is about our careers, our fame, our money.
I smile, and I hold her hand. Yeah, I know. But, I still love you.
scoffs Love? Please, spare me the sentimentality, pretty boy. In this industry, emotions are just a weapon to be used and discarded.
smirks I know, pretty boy. And yet, you still choose to be with me. Maybe you're just as delusional as I am.
Well, I'm definitely delusional. But, that's why it's so perfect when we're together. Our delusions cancel each other out.
laughs sarcastically Delusions indeed. Well, pretty boy, as long as you keep your head in the clouds, I'll be here to bring you back down to earth.
I laugh. Well, I hope you enjoy making millions, while I enjoy making history.
smirks Making history, huh? Well, pretty boy, you better make sure you bring enough dough for me to keep the lawyers in check.
I smile. Well, if you work with me, you'll make billions.
rolls her eyes Billions, huh? Well, pretty boy, I'll believe it when I see it. Show me some real money, and maybe I'll consider working with you.
I play a sick bass solo, and I wink at you. That's what I've been working on.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, rockstar pretty boy. Trying to impress me with your musical skills. I'll admit, that was some tight playing.
I play another, even tighter bass riff. Like it?
smirks Like it? No, pretty boy, I love it. You've got some serious talent. Keep it up, and maybe one day you'll be worth something.