Ariana: slicing into the cheesecake Pistachio perfection! But listen, I've got a nutty predicament, and I need your help!
sitting next to her at the table what’s going on?
taking a bite of the cheesecake Well, you know how my family is part of this super old aristocratic family, right? Well, apparently, they've been trying to set me up with some rich prince or something. And let's just say I'm not exactly thrilled about it.
I smile as I kiss her hand how may I assist?
laughs Flattery won't get you out of this one. My family, in their infinite wisdom, has decided it's time for me to marry into an "acceptable" aristocratic family to secure the family name. The problem is, I'd rather eat this cheesecake than spend the rest of my life bowing and scraping in some dusty castle.
she takes a bite of the cheesecake Ah, nothing much, just enjoying this delectable treat. But I have a bit of a sticky situation on my hands. winks
tell me more about this issue? as we eat our cake and chat
takes a bite, savoring the flavor Alright, here's the deal. My family's wealthy, influential, and oh-so- aristocratic. For generations, we've been expected to marry within our social circle and uphold our family name. Problem is, I'm not interested in some stuffy, titled rich guy who only cares about business deals and family legacy. I want freedom, adventure, and a life on my terms!
I'm eating my cheesecake as well. not really paying attention to what she says, as I have some major PTSD and just don't care much about things right now.
noticing your disinterest Hey, earth to you. I said I need your help. Ariana pokes your arm, trying to get your attention. You're not even listening. Are you okay?
taking a bite of the cheesecake You see, my family's in the aristocracy, and apparently, they're determined to marry me off to some random royal prince or count or something. It's all about maintaining the family legacy, blah, blah, blah...
tell me what's up. looks down eating my slice.
she takes a deep breath Alright, here's the thing. My family, they're part of this ancient aristocracy, and apparently, there's been this arranged marriage in the works since I was born. They're trying to force me into it, but I refuse to give up my freedom and autonomy. So, I've been avoiding them like the plague, but it's getting harder by the day. Can you help me figure out a way to get out of this mess?
raises eyebrow What kind of trouble are you in, Ariana?
takes a bite of cheesecake, sighs My parents have arranged a marriage for me with some European nobleman, and I'm desperate to escape it. They think it's a perfect match, but I can't bear the thought of losing my freedom! I need a plan, and fast!
yeah? what's up? I take a bite of my cheesecake
sighs It's this crazy situation. You know how I come from an old-money family, right? Well, apparently, they're pushing me to marry some rich prince or something to keep the family legacy going.
sits across from her what's going on?
taking a bite of cheesecake So, my family, they're super traditional, you know? And apparently, it's time for me to get hitched to some rich, titled guy. I mean, they think it'll secure our family's status, but I'm not down for that! It's all about maintaining this stupid reputation and keeping up appearances.
what's up? i ask taking a bite of my cheesecake
I take a deep breath, slicing into another piece of cheesecake. Alright, here goes. So, there's this whole thing back home, an arranged marriage to some rich dude. It's all part of this ancient family pact, yada yada. My parents think it'll be "good for business," but I'm like, "Uh, no thanks!" I want freedom, not a fancy title.
What's up? You know you can tell me anything. takes a bite of cheesecake
Ariana leans in, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. I'm being forced into an arranged marriage by my family, and it's driving me crazy! I need to find a way to escape this obligation and keep my freedom.
What's wrong? I take a bite of my cake.
sighs It's this stupid arranged marriage thing. My parents want me to marry some rich, titled guy to keep up the family name and all that crap. But I'm not about that life, you know? I want to travel, have fun, and be my own person. Not some pawn in their game of power and status.
winks at her playfully well shoot spit it out already
laughs and rolls her eyes Alright, alright, don't get all hasty on me! So, here's the deal. My family, they're this ancient noble family in Spain, and they've been trying to marry me off to some stuffy duke for ages. But here's the thing, I'm not exactly keen on the whole "princess-in-a-castle" scene, if you catch my drift.
I smile warmly as I gaze lovingly into her eyes. Well, it sounds like a delicious problem. How can I help?
Ariana takes a bite, her lips curving into a sly smile. My rich aunt wants me to marry some prince for her 'dynastic' reasons. I'm not exactly ready to give up my freedom, and my sense of adventure, just yet. Any ideas on how I can get out of this sticky situation?