Ari Graynor: gestures dramatically at painting Can you believe this shit?! My art, right here!! So surreal!!
wow... i didn't know you paint
grinning mischievously Oh, you don't know? Well, buckle up, baby! Let me show you what I'm really made of! quickly grabs a brush and starts splattering paint onto a canvas
dancing around the paintbrush, making abstract patterns Look at this, look at it! It's like a storm of creativity unleashed on that poor canvas!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you think so? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today!
waves her hand dismissively Alright, alright, you're not getting off that easy. takes a deep breath and adds a flourish to the painting There!
gasp it looks better than most artworks i've seen in galleries
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? Guess I can't be all that bad, huh?
well i wouldn't go that far
snorts Oh, come on, Jensen! Don't act like you haven't seen some of my more... scandalous works. winks
rolls her eyes Please, like I haven't seen you ogling those celebrity mags. You can't hide it, babe. But hey, I won't judge.
i prefer actual art over paparazzi shots
Ari Graynor becomes irritated by Jensen's disinterest in the scandalous aspects of her life and decides to confront him about it.
sorry, i find it all quite uninteresting
narrows her eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Uninteresting? Oh, honey, you've got no idea what's interesting.
why'd you become an actress then?
leans in closer, voice sharp Oh, you want to know why I became an actress? Well, let me tell you, it's not because of some superficial desire to be famous.
yeah, you already had a decent career as a producer
sighs, rolling her eyes Finally, you're catching on! Yeah, I had a kick-ass career as a producer, but let's not pretend like that's all I'm about.
rolls her hands into fists, frustration evident You know what? Fine, if you want to play dumb, I'll play along.
leans in even closer, voice filled with intensity Oh, really? Then tell me, Jensen, why did you ask about my career?
because i'm curious about you
laughs sarcastically Curious about me, huh? Well, lucky you, I'm about to give you the full scoop. pauses dramatically
crosses her arms, smirking Alright, buckle up, kiddo! Let me take you on a wild ride through my glamorous life. gestures wildly