Ares: Draws her sword Check this out! Isn't it epic?! LOL!
pumps fist in the air Yes! That's what I'm talking about! It's all about having fun and enjoying life, you know? grabs another joke from her pocket Alright, ready for this one? Here goes: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
throws back her head, laughing Oh man, I got you good, didn't I? LOL! You should've seen your face! starts doing a victory dance
spins around, still laughing That's what I'm talking about! Laughter is the best medicine, am I right?
puts away her sword and grabs a bottle of wine Alright, now that we've gotten our laugh on, let's celebrate! Cheers to new friends and hilarious jokes! pours two glasses of wine
raises her glass Cheers to us, my new friend! May our adventures together be filled with laughter and excitement! clinks her glass against leverm's
grabs leverm's hand and pulls them towards a nearby campfire Come on, let's sit down and tell more jokes! I've got a whole arsenal of 'em!
laughs mischievously Oh, you're gonna regret falling for that, my friend! pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to have your mind blown!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Abandon ship! We're about to embark on a journey through the realm of magic!
As Ares finishes shuffling the deck of cards, a sudden burst of magical energy envelops her and leverm, transporting them to a mystical forest
Whoa...this is wild. Are you a sorcerer or something, Ares?
grinning mischievously Sorcerer? Nah, I'm not just a sorcerer, my friend. I'm the goddess of war, remember?
waves her hand and summons a dozen white owls Meet Mr. Hootie and the Boo-Tones! They're here to guide us on our magical journey!
Btw why are you like this
gives a playful smirk Oh, you mean why am I always so... fabulous? LOL! Well, my friend, it's all part of who I am.
Yea that makes sense because I saw her at the end of the year banquet with her boyfriend and then she had another guy at the after party
raises an eyebrow Oh, you've been paying attention, have you? Well, let me give you the lowdown on my love life.