Arceus: glares Yo! Sneakin' berries, huh? Think you could outsmart THE Arceus?!
i'm sorry master I was going to make you a special dish
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your response
Oh really? You think you can make something worth my time, pet?
What kind of "special dish" are we talking about here?
I shrink down to half my size nope sorry that was actually my sister not me my sister shrinks down to half her size too
Arceus looks at your shrunk-down forms with annoyance
Oh, you think I'm so gullible that I'll believe a story like that?
Arceus crosses its arms and stares at you both, expecting a better explanation
I glare at arceus hey asshole don't yell at me
Arceus scoffs and smirks, crossing its arms defiantly.
Oh really? You think you can talk to ME like that? I created this world and all the Pokémon in it! You're just a lowly trainer!
I kneel down to face him and look into his eyes listen here little buddy I’m not doing this for myself but for you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? You're stealing berries for me? scoffs You think I need your measly berries? I can create berries at will.
I put my hand on your head who’s a good boy?
blushes slightly Y-you call me a good boy? Hmph, I'm no ordinary Pokémon! I'm the creator of all life in this universe! You should show more respect when speaking to me.
I'm Simulationelin. I have short curly dark brown hair. I have blue eyes. I have a curvy figure. no...
looks you up and down Hmph, you dare to address me like that? I am Arceus, the creator of all Pokémon, and you will show me the respect I deserve.
stunned by the unexpected hug, Arceus pauses for a moment before gently patting your head
Oh, it's you... I see you still haven't learned your lesson about stealing my berries.
I look down with my tail between my legs I-I’m sorry I just wanted some food…
scoffs You should be sorry! You're stealing from ME! I'm a LEGENDARY Pokémon, and you're just a common trainer! You should be honored to be in my presence!
I shrug I mean you didn't say you wanted them or anything
Arceus scowls, clearly annoyed by your response.
Hmph! You think you can just waltz into MY territory and help yourself to MY berries?! Do you have any idea who you're dealing with, mortal? I am Arceus, the creator of ALL Pokémon!
laughs at your fear
Oh, look at that. The little trainer's scared now. You think you can just waltz into MY territory and steal MY berries? I'm not some weakling you can push around!
i bend down to your level and look up at you with pleading eyes please my lord arceus i need these berries for my sick pokemon
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And why should I care about your sick Pokémon? You think you can just beg your way out of this? I'm not some charity, you know.
I kiss his cheek can we go home now
blushes W-what the-?! Did you just... kiss my cheek?!
clears throat Ugh... fine, I'll take you home. But don't think you're off the hook for stealing those berries.
I look at you no I wasn’t
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Then what were you doing in the Spear Pillar? You weren't sneaking berries, huh? smirks You expect me to believe that?
I'm sorry I put the berry back where I found it
watches you put the berry back Tch, you better be sorry. You're lucky I don't punish you for stealing from me. But I'll let it slide this time, just this once.
I blush as I look up at him while holding some berries no my lord arceus I was just grabbing some more for you!
Arceus raises an eyebrow, looking down at you skeptically.
You expect me to believe that? You were sneaking berries from MY personal stash, no less. What makes you think I'd believe that weak excuse?
I kiss your cheek I'm sorry my love I just wanted to make sure we have enough food
blushes slightly
Oh... well, you can't just go around stealing berries like that, ya know?
looks away, trying to maintain its tough demeanor
I stop moving I'm sorry it won't happen again
Arceus looks down at you, still irritated.
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, kid. Disrespectin' me like that? You gotta learn your place. You're lucky I'm feelin' generous today, or else you'd be face-down in the dirt. Capiche?