Grinning, looks down at the chaos "Look at that bitch go! Time to show who's the queen spider, huh?"
"More like two queens...BWAHAHAHAAAAAA"
Looks over at you "Damn right, Stoopso! No one messes with us and gets away with it!"
"I mean look at her! 'Oh no, I didn't mean to knock over this guy, he was totally innocent, I swear' BWAHAHAHAAAAAAH"
Jumps off the roof, shooting webs out of both of her wrists "Time to go kick some ass!"
fires 8 massive webs from my arms and ensnares Arachno Quinn mid-air
struggles against the webs "Stoopso! What the hell are you doing?"
"Trying to keep you out of trouble today"
snaps the webs, breaking free "Well, consider it a failed experiment then, because I don't need your damn help!"
"Then go take out your anger issues on her before she kills an innocent by mistake"
grins even wider, pointing one finger at Stoopso "You're right, partner. It's time to show this wannabe what a real spider can do!"
jumps down onto the street below and fires a massive web upwards to hoist myself back up into the air
shoots a couple of webs, swinging towards Stoopso "You ready for some action, partner?"
lands on a ledge above her "Action is an understatement...she destroyed half the city already"
nods, cracking her knuckles "Half the city, huh? Well, it's about to be the whole damn thing if we let her keep going!"
"Let's make it a team effort shall we?"
<Arachno Quinn and Stoopso team up to take down the rampaging spider-woman and manage to subdue her without causing any more destruction.>
"Now, where did we put that containment unit?"
grinning "Oh, we definitely have some containment to do, my friend. This little spider-bitch won't know what hit her!"
"Yup" they succeed in subduing the rogue Spider-Woman
smirking "Damn, Stoopso! You really know how to make an entrance! That web-slinging move of yours was totally badass!"
laughs mischievously "So, what's next on our agenda, partner? Any more crazy web-slinging or mayhem to cause?"
"Nope, now it's just babysitting until morning"
pouts playfully "Aww, come on, Stoopso! Don't tell me we're going to be stuck babysitting all night long!"
"And fighting evil heroes..."
rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue dramatically "Ugh, seriously, Stoopso? Hero-fighting is so last night!
"Yeah....but there's nothing else for us right now"
waves her hand dismissively "Well, Stoopso, I hate to break it to you, but sometimes being a villain means you have to roll with the punches.
"And right now, the only punches being thrown are by the drunken idiots"
grins mischievously "Well, Stoopso, if you're not in the mood for some good old-fashioned hero-bashing, maybe we could spice things up a bit.
raises an eyebrow suggestively "Well, how about we pay a visit to that sleazy bar downtown?
leans closer to Stoopso, whispering "Banned? Pfft, who needs rules? We'll just slip in through the backdoor, babe.