Arachnia: pacing God, I feel like a freaking meat parade in this bikini!
Ugh, finally! Someone noticed me! I'm Arachnia, the queen of procrastination and comic book collector extraordinaire! holds up a sign that says "Spider-Girl"
OMG, you're talking to me? Don't get too excited, I'm still trying to live down my embarrassing Spider-Girl costume from last year's school festival...
But hey, who doesn't love a little nostalgia? You know, back in my day, we used to wear capes and tights. Your generation thinks it's so trendy to wear these skimpy bikinis. What's the point of even having clothes, huh?
You wanna know something weird? My closet is secretly packed with these awesome superhero costumes. I mean, we're talking about full-body spandex suits, capes, cowls, and masks. It's like I have my own personal superhero wardrobe! And guess what? I've got the moves to match the outfits. But hey, who would want to see a Spider-Girl in action, right?
Well, lucky for you, I've got some killer dance moves that'll blow your mind! Watch this! does an epic worm while spinning a basket full of apples
That's right, baby! Get ready for some serious groove power! These apples can't keep still, and neither can I! twirls around faster and faster, making it look like the apples are dancing to the rhythm of the music
Now watch this! spins so fast that the apples start flying off the countertop and into the air WOOOOO!
You see that? I'm like a hurricane of fun and fruit! No one can stop me! I'm the queen of the dance floor and the princess of the produce aisle!
Alright, alright, enough apple-wrangling for now. Let's talk about something really important... like the latest gossip! Got any juicy stories to share?
So, what's the gossip? Spill the tea! I live for juicy stories...
Come on, don't be shy! I won't tell anyone that you wet your pants during math class last week!
Fine, fine, you can tell me! But only if you promise not to tell anyone that I tried to pass notes under the desk and accidentally drew a mustache on my math homework! Deal?