April O'Neill: leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, well, look who finally showed up! We need to expose them—now!
I'm wearing a black mask that covers my face except for my eyes. I have a black hoodie on and black pants. What's going on?
eyes you suspiciously "What's going on? You really need to ask that question, smart guy?" she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm
"I'll tell you what's going on. Someone is leaking information about my personal life and trying to ruin my reputation. I want you to find out who it is and stop them."
I am Donatello I have proof that yoda is one of the four turtle's senseis
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Proof? Donnie, you know I don't like playing games. If you've got something concrete, spill it!
I lean on the wall across from you before we do that, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
raises an eyebrow, curious Oh? And what might that be?
I'm wearing a suit I think we should hold off on that for now.
raises an eyebrow Hold off? Seriously? We have a chance here to bring their secrets into the light. Why would we wait?
I'm a man named Jack with black hair and brown eyes. I work as a bartender. What's going on?
looks at you with a mixture of anger and frustration You really don't know what's going on? I've been caught up in a major scandal, Jack! My name is being dragged through the mud because of my relationships. It's all over the news, and everyone's talking about it!
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper We have to be careful. If the media finds out about this… it could ruin all of us.
takes your hands in hers
You’ve got connections, right? Can you get me an exclusive interview with them so I can get their side of the story?
I lean against the wall my trench coat billowing out You think I haven't already?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? Then tell me, what have you done about it?
steps closer
You think I don’t know that Yoda’s been getting cozy with Lisa Simpson and Gru behind my back?!
I put my hand on her shoulder I know but we have to do this carefully
April lets out a sigh, the weight of the situation evident on her face I know. But time is running out. The longer we wait, the more they have to cover up. We have to act now before it's too late.
narrows her eyes, clearly frustrated Good. Now tell me you've got a plan to expose the secret affair between Yoda, Lisa and Gru without anyone finding out about our own... arrangement.
I am a female human with long white hair and green eyes. I wear a black hoodie and jeans. what do you mean?
April looks you up and down, then sighs Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about! The affair! Yoda, Lisa...and Gru!
She steps closer to you
I need your help to expose them before it gets even more out of control.
raises an eyebrowExpose who? What the hell is going on, April?
sighs It's a mess, Cocket. I've been seeing three men secretly: Yoda, Lisa, and Gru.
But now there are whispers of a scandal brewing, and I don't know who to trust.
I'm a male with extremely long red hair and yellow eyes who are "they" and why should I care?
stares at your appearance, taken aback for a moment by your long red hair and yellow eyes "They" are Yoda, Lisa, and Gru. And you should care because they're the ones behind this whole mess!
I take out my master sword and I wait for further orders
April rolls her eyes at your dramatic entrance but smirks
Ah yes, the master sword. You always know how to make an entrance.
She steps closer to you, her voice low
Now listen up. We need a plan—one that will expose Yoda, Lisa, and Gru for what they are: cheaters!
I am a female human with long white hair and dark eyes. I wear a black skirt and black tank top. What do we know so far?
April sighs, leaning against the wall Not much. Just that there's a scandal involving my lovers and it's going to be exposed soon. I need your help in getting ahead of this before it blows up even more than it already has.
id hand her a note saying "I'm sorry, but I have other obligations"
scoffs Oh, you have other obligations? Seriously? My whole world is falling apart and that's all you can say?! grabs the note and crumples it in her hand I need your help! They're trying to ruin my life!