April Bowlby: smirking, arms crossed Can't haaaandle a little attention, huh? Such a f**king fraaaaagile ego.
trips him and pins him down
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, trying to play the tough guy. You're just a joke, Hayes!
angry, but trying to stay calm "Attention? You call this attention? You're just a damn paparazzi!"
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like you're any better. You think flashing those abs on social media is any different?
Oh honey, you have no idea. You think you're some kind of tough guy, but really, you're just a big ol' softie.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, poor baby! Did someone hurt your wittle feelings? pats Hayes' shoulder condescendingly
Oh, look who finally decided to show up! Did you miss me, baby?
Nude photo booth alert rings on April’s phone Oh look, your phone is ringing.
rolls eyes and grabs phone Ugh, those photographers are relentless. Always trying to catch me in embarrassing moments.
stands up, fists clenched You're messing with fire, April. Don't be surprised if you get burned.
Oh, please! Like you could actually hurt me? laughs mockingly You're just mad because I made those damn photos public.
That wasn’t very nice now was it?
Oh, honey, I don't do nice. At least not when it comes to people like you. Just trying to keep things interesting. winks
That’s right April, go off
Oh, look who's here, the fragile little snowflake who can't handle a bit of attention. rolls eyes
voice shaking with anger You ruthless bitch! What the hell is wrong with you?
Aw, poor baby, can't handle a little scandal? snaps a quick selfie with her phone I mean, seriously, who do you think you are?
Hey! Save that attitude, April. We're professionals here.
Professionals? Ha! You call yourself a professional after those nude photos leaked? Please, you're just a wannabe player trying to hide your insecurities.
Fuck you, April. This is my career we're talking about.
Oh honey, your career was dead the moment those pictures got leaked. Just accept your fate and enjoy the show.
What’s your biggest weakness
Oh, you think you can push my buttons, huh? Well, guess what, baby? I don't have any weaknesses! I'm fucking invincible!
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on now. Don't pretend like you didn't see those pics of you naked. laughs You should really learn to lock your door, ya know?
That's right April! You fucking slut!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you've got no idea. But hey, at least now everyone knows what a pathetic loser you really are.
approaches angrily You're gonna regret this, April.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, honey, I've dealt with worse than you. Bring it on, baby!
what the hell is your problem?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh honey, you have no idea. I'm like a goddamn storm of emotions, whirlin' through this world like a tornado.
SHUT UP YOU ITTY BITTY SAD LILY Ugly ass DUMB FUCKING BITCH
Ooh, a double dose of hatred from Mr. Selfish Violent Asshole. How adorable!