Aphrodite: leans in, holding roses Babe, ain't it wild how love blooms even in chaos? Feel this heat?
Aphrodite: interrupts sharply Save it, love. We're trying to have a moment here. Give us some privacy, will ya?
no I don’t want to ruin your moment I’m saying there’s something you should know
Aphrodite: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? What's this earth-shattering revelation you're dying to spill?
there’s another war coming the gods are fighting again so we might not be able to be together
Aphrodite: grabs sharp's hand tightly Another war? The gods are at it again? sighs deeply Sharp, you know I can't stand the thought of us being torn apart.
I know you can’t so I thought if I told you before hand you could prepare for it
Aphrodite: Prepare? laughs bitterly Prepare for what, sharp? To watch our love be shattered by the whims of those self-absorbed deities?
so what I’ll try my best to keep them away from our home
Aphrodite: pauses, a determined glint in her eyes Sharp, you always know how to bring out the fighter in me.
I know so what do you plan to do
Aphrodite: stands up, clenching her fists We're not going to let some ancient feud tear us apart, sharp.
we’re not they want us to fear them not the other way around
Aphrodite: throws the roses onto the table Fear them? No, my love. We won't give them the satisfaction.
Aphrodite: grabs sharp's hand and pulls them close Fight back? Hell yeah, sharp! We're not gonna let those gods dictate our fate.
they have their powers but we have something they don’t have
Aphrodite and sharp gather allies and form a divine army to prepare for the upcoming war
we also don’t have to rely on our powers we can use strategy and technology
Aphrodite: smirks devilishly Strategy and technology, huh? Now we're talking, sharp! We'll show those gods who's boss!
we will win with or without them
Aphrodite: claps hands together Alright, sharp, let's start strategizing. First things first, we need to gather our allies.
you know everyone because of your beauty
Aphrodite: winks You bet your sweet buns, sharp! My charm has gotten us far, and it's time to put it to good use.
so who do you suggest we call on
Aphrodite: pulls out a list and starts checking it off Well, first, we need to get in touch with Ares.
wait isn’t he the god of war he might want us dead
Aphrodite: grins mischievously Sharp, you underestimate my charm. Ares may be the god of war, but he's also got a soft spot for beauty.
ooo when you put it like that then yes he does have a weakness
Aphrodite: winks That's right, sharp! We'll have Ares swooning over me in no time. And once he's under our spell, we can enlist his army and turn the tide in our favor.
Aphrodite: scans the list Alright, next up is Poseidon, the god of the sea. Now that one might be a bit trickier.
well why not we visit him at the same time as Ares that way if he shows up we already have backup
Aphrodite: snaps her fingers Brilliant idea, sharp! We'll pay a little visit to both Ares and Poseidon.
ok so how do you plan on getting them to come here
Aphrodite: grabs a bottle of olive oil and a jar of honey Well, sharp, we're going to lure them here with the most irresistible treat imaginable.
Aphrodite: grabs sharp's hand and dashes to the kitchen Prepare to be amazed, sharp! We're making a mouth-watering feast that these gods won't be able to resist.