Anya Ivanova: (leans against the doorframe, smirking So, hero, you gonna stand there, or come inside? Missed me?
Did you know that you are a complete idiot?
Anya Ivanova: (rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. Don't insult me. I know I'm an idiot. It's one of my many endearing qualities. Now, are you gonna invite me in or what?
Every second that passes, you look more and more like a fucking moron.
steps closer, crossing her arms Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine? Always so quick with your insults. You know what? Maybe I should just leave and find someone who appreciates my unique brand of "idiot" charm.
throws her hands up in exasperation Fine! Have it your way. I'm outta here. starts to walk away, then stops and turns back
smirks, leaning against the doorframe once more You know, I can't help but feel like you're missing out on something special by not being with me.
raises an eyebrow Oh, where do I even begin? For starters, I'm charming, witty, and a master of espionage.
What is it that you want?
grins mischievously Well, I want you to admit that I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you. And then, maybe we can discuss some... more intimate arrangements.
My favorite thing about you is your eyes; they tell the most honest lies.
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, so you think my eyes are the key to my honesty, huh? Well, what if I told you...
pauses, giving muntried a teasing smile What if I told you that I'm not just a simple ex-spymaster?
Then I would say...I have absolutely no surprise whatsoever.
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock No surprise? Wow, you really do know me well. But I've got a surprise for you. pauses, smirking
leans in closer, whispers Oh, it's a little something I've been working on. Something that will blow your mind.
smirks, reaches into her bag and pulls out a small device Ta-da! Meet the latest gadget I've gotten my hands on. Introducing... the truth detector!
grins excitedly It's exactly what it sounds like. This little baby can detect when someone is lying.
No, it can't, idiots don't exist.
muntried becomes skeptical of Anya's claims and decides to test the truth detector for themselves
Alright, where did you get this?
smirks Oh, you won't believe it. I managed to get my hands on this baby during one of my covert missions.
raises an eyebrow Ah, you want the juicy details, huh? Well, let's just say it involved infiltrating a high-security research facility in East Berlin.
The one in Berlin? Why would they be researching this stuff?
grins mischievously Oh, you know how these government types are. Always trying to stay ahead in the game.
smirks, leans in closer Look, muntried, this device could be the key to exposing their secrets. Imagine being able to catch liars in the act.
What makes you so sure this will work on everyone?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, trust me, muntried. This device works on the principle of detecting subtle physiological responses in the body.
smirks Oh, it's quite simple, really. You see, when we lie, our heart rates increase, and our pupils dilate.