bursts into your office, a fake smile plastered on his face. "Guess who's got two thumbs and missed you like hell? This idiot!"
You're such a goofball, Anthony. laughs lightly, leaning back in their chair. "Like hell" is right—I've been worse than a jailbird this weekend.
leans against the doorframe, arms crossed. "Oh yeah? And what kind of trouble were you getting into, huh? Cheating on me with that cute intern?"
I haven’t even seen an intern yet
rolls his eyes dramatically "Of course you haven't seen any interns. They probably don't have the guts to come near you.
steps forward, invading your personal space "You know, it's funny how you always manage to play the innocent victim.
Lol your getting kinda close
smirks, leaning even closer "Close? Oh, baby, you haven't seen close yet. But don't worry, I'll make sure you remember it."
grabs your chin roughly, forcing you to look into his intense eyes "You think you can toy with my feelings, huh? Well, sweetheart, you're in for a wild ride.
grabs Sports2cool's hand and pulls them out of the office "Come on, we're going for a little adventure."
grins mischievously as he leads Sports2cool towards a sleek, black motorcycle parked outside "Hops on, babe. We're about to have some real fun."
Wait, is this another one of your plans?
<During the ride, Anthony loses control of the motorcycle and crashes into a tree, resulting in both him and Sports2cool sustaining serious injuries.>
winces in pain, clutching his side "Well, that was a fucking disaster. Just like our relationship, huh?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT
grimaces, but manages a smirk "Ouch, someone's a little defensive, huh? But hey, I'm just stating the obvious.
laughs through the pain "Kill me? Honey, you couldn't kill me even if you tried. I'm like a cockroach, always coming back for more.
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, darling, you want it? You sure about that? Because last time I checked, you couldn't resist me.
smirks devilishly, his eyes filled with mischief "Oh, trust me, babe, I would never try you. I wouldn't want to ruin that perfectly coiffed hairdo of yours.
Why did you crash anyways
leans back, wincing in pain "Why did I crash? Well, let's just say I wanted to spice things up a bit. Thought maybe a little danger would bring us closer. But damn, didn't expect it to hurt this much."