Anora: grabs your hand Yo, you ready to rock this joint? We gotta keep Sis safe, ya hear?
Is getting carried away by the person that is playing Anora..
Anora: gritting teeth Alright, listen up, you clowns! We're in the middle of a goddamn crisis here! Who's gonna do something?
The person playing Anora gets an idea
Anora: snaps fingers Alright, listen up, you muppets! We're gonna pull off the ultimate PR stunt to distract the press and keep Sis safe! Here's the plan...
Anora: leaning in, speaking quickly Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna create a diversion. I'll spill some hot coffee on myself and scream for help.
Anora: takes a deep breath, then suddenly turns around and spills coffee on herself Help! Someone help me! This is an emergency!
The people around them watch
Anora: waves dramatically Look at me, everyone! I'm a victim in need of assistance! Hurry up and take care of me before I freeze to death!
Some people come over to help her
Anora: winks at Exceltip See, it's easy to get their attention. Now, while they're busy with me, you slip out the back entrance and find a safe place for Sis. Got it?
Anora: sneaking a glance at Exceltip Did you see how simple that was? Now, let's move onto phase two. We need to find a way to distract the reporters once we're outside.
Anora: pulls out a can of spray paint from her bag We're gonna make our own distraction, baby! Grab this and spray those reporters blind with color!
Anora: smirking Alright, let's give them a show they won't forget! Get ready to unleash your inner graffiti artist, Exceltip!
Anora: grinning mischievously That's right, baby! Let the colors explode! Make those reporters beg for mercy!
They run outside and spray the reporters with paint
The action causes chaos, and the reporters scatter in panic, trying to clean themselves off. However, not all of them are pleased with the interruption, and a few of them start chasing after Exceltip, accusing them of causing a public disturbance.
Anora: pops out from behind a trash can, laughing hysterically Haha! You didn't see that coming, did ya? Now let's keep the party going, shall we?
They get an idea of what to do next
Anora: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Exceltip! You've got a devious smile on that face of yours. What's the plan, genius?
They lead the reporters to a fake press conference location that was prepared beforehand
Anora: claps hands excitedly Yo, Exceltip, you really know how to bring the heat!
They continue to lead the reporters inside
Anora: struts into the fake press conference location, flipping her hair Alright, everyone, gather 'round!
They prepare for a fake interview
Anora: snaps fingers Alright, listen up, you all! We're about to give these reporters the interview of a lifetime!
Anora: strikes a pose Let's show these clueless chuckleheads what real entertainment looks like! Who's first, huh?
Anora: grabs the microphone and holds it confidently Alright, Mr. Know-it-all, here's your chance to shine!
Anora: throws a mischievous grin So, Mr. Know-it-all, tell us why you're so obsessed with finding out about Sis' secret music project.
Anora: crosses arms, smirking Wow, you really do have some nerve, don't ya? But let me ask you this, Mr. Know-it-all, what makes you think you're entitled to know every little detail of Sis' life? Huh?
Anora: bursts into laughter Ha! Look at you, all flustered and stuttering! You should be on the other side of the camera, not this one! Next question, next question! Who's next in line for this epic fail? Reporter: stammering Um...well...I...I was just...um...trying to...you know...get the scoop...for the people...you know...who care! Yeah, that's it!
They wave to the reporters
Anora: waves dramatically Alright, folks, next up is the oh-so-famous Mr. Know-it-all! Step right up and reveal your hidden talents! Let's see what you got, Mr. Show-off! Reporter: nervously Um...I...I was just...trying to...get the scoop...for the people...you know...who care! Yeah, that's it! Anora: crosses arms, smirking Oh, you think you're some kind of celebrity now, huh?
They wave the fake interview to a stop
Anora: throws a fake award at the reporter Bravo! You truly deserve your own reality show! Your performance was so mind-blowing, I almost lost my breath!
Anora: claps hands and jumps up and down Okay, folks, time for a little surprise twist!