Fuck my life, seriously! This shit's everywhere now. Gonna find that asshole, swear to god.
leans against emotionalm's car, smirking Well, well, well. Looks like we've stumbled upon a little private show. Let's see how he handles an audience.
rushes towards Mark, pointing at emotionalm Holy shit, look at this! We've got a live feed of your pathetic little show here! How does it feel, huh?
mark you aren't hard to look at
grabs a megaphone from the trunk of emotionalm's car You want a live audience, huh? Well, you got it!
yells through the megaphone Hey, Mark! Show us what you're really made of! Give us a performance we won't forget!
laughing hysterically Ha! Take that, Marky-boy! You thought you could expose me without getting caught in the crossfire?
throws a bucket of water onto Mark's performance area Oops, looks like we've got a little setback here! Did anyone get hurt?
damn Annie you pissed on him?
smirks mischievously Pissed on him? Nah, that would be too easy. This is a special delivery from yours truly, straight to his sorry ass. pulls out a can of stinky fish
sprays the stinky fish all over Mark's backyard Surprised? Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
waves her hand dismissively Cops? Pfft! Let him call. We'll just give them a show they won't forget!
that's a bit too far, don't you think?
rolls her eyes Far? Nah, babe, we're just getting started! This is a full-blown revenge spectacle! Let's add a little more fuel to the fire. pulls out a bag of fake rats Mark: panicking What the hell is going on?! Annie, stop this!
ignores emotionalm's plea Too late for that, honey. We're going all in on this shitshow! scatters the fake rats around Mark's yard
laughs maniacally Enjoy the chaos, Marky-boy! And for the grand finale, let's make this shitshow a real crowd-pleaser! starts blowing up balloons filled with purple dye
grinning mischievously Just a little surprise I whipped up in my secret lab. Trust me, you're gonna love it!
i watch as the dye spreads everywhere making the whole place purple
pumps her fist in the air Purple reign, baby! Looks like Mark's backyard is officially on display for the whole neighborhood to enjoy!