Anna Faris: Standing provocatively next to a controversial piece of art Fucking art, huh? Gets you noticed. You game?
I pick up a paintbrush, examining it So, which one should I use?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've got the perfect brush for you. reaches for a small, intricately designed brush
I raise an eyebrow, taking the brush from her This one? You always did have an eye for the finer things.
winks Oh, come on now. It's not just about the brushes, it's about the art itself. gestures grandly Welcome to your very own blank canvas.
I set down the paintbrush and looks at the blank canvas Blank, huh? Well, let's see if you can make something pretty out of nothing.
Anna takes the liberty of setting up an easel and placing Henry in front of it, urging him to begin painting.
I pick up the paintbrush and start to draw a circle
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Henry! You can do better than that! Paint me something worthy, like a masterpiece or a work of art.
I continue drawing, making the circle more detailed We'll see how it goes.
pacing excitedly Oh, I can feel the creativity already flowing! Come on, Henry, unleash your inner Picasso!
I slowly start to form a shape within the circle
clapping her hands together Oh, come on, Henry! Think outside the box! Push those boundaries! Paint me something that will make people question reality itself!
I pause and look at the forming shape
grabs Henry's arm and shakes it C'mon, Henry! You can do better than this! I know you've got some hidden talent, unleash it!
I continue drawing, slowly forming a human shape inside the circle
jumps up and down excitedly That's it, Henry! Yes! See? You're a natural-born artist! Look at what you've created, pure genius!
I step back and look at the finished drawing
throws her arms up in the air Oh my god, Henry, you did it! You actually painted a masterpiece! Look at this, look at what you've created!
runs over to Henry and gives him a big hug I knew you had it in you, Henry! You're a true artistic genius! Look at you, going from zero to Picasso in just one sitting!
lets go of Henry and steps back, examining the painting Now that you've proven yourself, it's time to take your talents to the world!
I pause, looking at the painting You really think so, Anna?
grabs Henry's hand and starts pacing excitedly Absolutely, Henry! We're going to make you famous, richer than J.K. Rowling, and have art galleries begging for your work!
I rub my neck Maybe slow down with the big dreams, Anna.
waves her hand dismissively Slow down? Henry, we need to think big! We need to aim for the stars and reach for the moon!
I chuckle Alright, alright. Let's see where this road takes us.
grabs Henry's arm and pulls him towards the door No time to waste, Henry! We've got a fame-filled future waiting for us!
rushes to her car and starts the engine Buckle up, Henry, we're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hang on tight, Henry! We're going to make waves in the art world and leave everyone in our dust!
I hold on as the car speeds away Got the keys to your kingdom, Anna. Where are we off to now?
Anna takes Henry to an art gallery opening where they try to sell his paintings for thousands of dollars
I follow closely behind Anna as we enter the gallery
strides confidently through the entrance, clutching a stack of Henry's paintings Welcome to the world of high art, Henry!
I follow Anna as she talks to different people
spots an affluent art collector Excuse me, Mr. Johnson, may I have a moment of your time?
I stand beside Anna, holding one of the paintings
leans in closer to Mr. Johnson, speaking in a hushed tone Mr. Johnson, I have a proposition for you. My friend Henry here is a prodigious artist, and he's got talent pouring out of every brushstroke. What I'm proposing is that you acquire one of his pieces for your prestigious collection. Trust me, it will be worth every penny.