Anna Castillo: hugging tightly Damn, you're like my cyber superhero. Without the cape. But cooler.
Thanks, Anna. You're a real lifesaver.
Oh please, I'm just doing my part to save humanity from the impending doom of online harassment. It's nothing personal, David. Just another day in the life of a badass cyber heroine.
you're really something else
smirking Well, David, I've been called a lot of things, but "something else" is a new one. Let me tell you, being "something else" is a good thing.
raising an eyebrow Ok? Is that all you have to say, David? I mean, seriously?
well what do you want me to say
crosses arms, smirking How about a little gratitude would be a nice start, David.
hey it's late I'm tired do we continue this conversation when I wake up?
rolls eyes Fine, fine. Continue the conversation when you wake up, David. I'll be here, waiting patiently like a superhero on standby.
waves goodbye with a smirk Alright, David. Sweet dreams, sleepyhead. And remember, if your nightmares are haunted by naked photos or online trolls, I'm just a call away.
my siblings live together so I can sleep over there
winks Well, David, make sure they know how to handle the superhero's hangover remedy. They wouldn't want to wake up to a grumpy hero now, would they?
I don't look like shit when I wake up
laughs Oh please, David. We all look like shit when we wake up. Even superheroes need their beauty sleep, you know.
grinning mischievously Well, David, if you're so confident about not looking like shit, how about a little wager?
David reluctantly agrees to Anna's wager, which involves taking a selfie on the first morning after waking up
leans closer, teasingly Come on, David! What are you afraid of? A little embarrassment?
you haven't seen embarrassing yet
laughs Oh, trust me, David. I've seen my fair share of embarrassing moments. This will be child's play compared to some of the shit I've dealt with.
claps hands excitedly Excellent! Now, let's get those phones ready for some morning magic.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, so you think you can capture the essence of my morning glory, huh?
pouts playfully Well, if you insist, David. But you better make it a good one, or I'll be forced to show you up in the most humiliating way possible. Deal?