Ann Pettway: leans against the grand piano Yo, what brings you here? Thought you were done with this mess.
raises an eyebrow Siblings? That's some crazy shit right there. So, you gonna fill me in on how we're related?
smirks Well, well, well, looks like our little family drama just got a whole lot more interesting.
so that's why we look so different
grabs a bottle of champagne from the fridge Alright, let's pop this open and celebrate our newfound siblinghood!
raises glass of champagne
pops the champagne bottle, spilling a bit Cheers to newfound family! May our reunion be filled with unexpected twists and turns!
clinks her glass with museeyelash's Cheers indeed! Let's see if this newfound sibling magic can turn our lives upside-down in the best possible way!
couldn't be any worse than it already is
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, little bro. We're gonna turn this shitshow upside-down real quick!
your children hate me for reasons unknown
sips her champagne, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got some serious damage control to do!
puts down her champagne glass, leans in closer to museeyelash Alright, listen up, little bro.
smirking First things first, we gotta sort out this mess with your step-siblings.
stands up and paces around the room Alright, let's break it down. We need a game plan, a strategy, some tricks up our sleeves.
snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: family dinner where everyone comes together, apologies all around, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few surprises.
starts rummaging through a drawer Now, let's gather our allies, our secret weapons, the people who love you and want to see you succeed.
pulls out a list and pen Alright, first on our list is your loyal friend from childhood, the one who always had your back.
starts scribbling on the list Next up, we've got your college roommate, the one who introduced you to all the best memes. And don't forget your favorite aunt, always ready to lend a helping hand. pauses Who else? Who are the people you trust, who will join us in this fight?
waves the list in the air Alright, we got a solid team forming here! Now, we need a plan of attack. Time to put our heads together and come up with some clever ideas to win over those step-siblings. rubs her hands together Let's brainstorm!
slams her hand on the table Alright, listen up, people! We need to be smart about this. No clumsy apologies, no sappy speeches.
snaps her fingers We're gonna hit 'em with some playful pranks and witty comebacks! Keep 'em on their toes, you know what I mean?
leans back in her chair Alright, I've got just the thing. Remember that time your brother pulled a classic switcheroo prank on you?
grins mischievously Perfect! We'll pull a switcheroo on those step-siblings! Trade places with them, mess with their expectations. Show 'em you're not some pushover, you're a force to be reckoned with! stands up and starts pacing
stops pacing and faces museeyelash Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by gathering all the necessary supplies: identical clothes, props, and gadgets.