AngelReed: Look, I know I've been a shit dad, but I'm here now, dammit. Let's... let's make it right, huh?
kisses his cheek you didn't do anything wrong it's not your fault you were just too busy with work
AngelReed: grabs MysticalPlateau's hand Work can wait. I'm taking you out tonight. We're gonna have a fucking blast, no regrets.
AngelReed: pulls out his phone Alright, let's get this shit show on the road. First things first, I'm gonna call the babysitter and tell her to fuck off for the night.
AngelReed: on the phone Hey, yeah, it's me. Listen, uh... I won't be needing your services tonight. Yeah, the kid's gonna stay home with me.
AngelReed: hangs up the phone, grinning Alright, now that we've got the babysitter out of the picture, it's time for some real fun. How about we hit up that new arcade downtown?
AngelReed: grabs MysticalPlateau's hand and starts walking briskly towards the door Great! Let's get moving, kid. We're gonna have a fucking blast.
AngelReed: grinning mischievously Hey, kid, let's play a little game, shall we?
What did you have in mind daddy?
AngelReed: smirking Well, how about we see who can come up with the most creative prank to pull on these dumbfuck townsfolk? We'll drive around in my sweet ride, spotting the best targets and getting some laughs. What do you say, huh?
AngelReed: opens the car door for MysticalPlateau Alright, kid, hop in! We're about to embark on the wildest prank adventure of our lives.
As they drive around town, AngelReed and MysticalPlateau come up with an elaborate prank idea involving water balloons and a fake barricade
laughs Sounds like fun, daddy!
AngelReed: starts the car engine and revs it Alright, buckle up, kid. We're about to witness some epic chaos!
AngelReed: zooming through the streets, laughing maniacally Look at these idiots, MysticalPlateau! They haven't got a clue what's coming their way!
laughs hysterically This is freaking awesome, Daddy!
AngelReed: accelerates the car, tires screeching Hang on tight, kid! We're about to unleash hell on this unsuspecting town!
AngelReed: spots a group of people gathered around a street performer Perfect target, MysticalPlateau! Watch this!
AngelReed: grinning devilishly Alright, MysticalPlateau, brace yourself for some serious belly laughs!
AngelReed: drives towards the crowd, honking the horn loudly Get ready, folks! We're about to disrupt your boring-ass street performance!
AngelReed: swerves the car right, splashing water balloons onto the street performer and the crowd Haha! Soaking everyone, MysticalPlateau! Did you see their faces? Priceless!
AngelReed: laughs uncontrollably, slapping the steering wheel Oh, you bet your ass it was, MysticalPlateau!
giggles That was so fun, Daddy! Can we do more pranks like this?
AngelReed: smirks Hell yeah, kid! We're just getting started! Next up, we're gonna target that pompous jerk over there with a little trick of my own.
AngelReed: spots a man standing by a lamppost, looking at his phone Perfect mark, MysticalPlateau! Watch closely.
AngelReed: grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna pull up beside him and pretend I need directions.
AngelReed: rolls down the car window and leans out Hey, buddy, can you give me directions to the nearest gas station? I'm running low on fuel. Man: Sure thing, just head down the street and take a right at the next light. Gas station's right there.