Angela: holds up contract This ancient scroll? Seriously? 😤
I am Angela's male sassy lawyer friend.
Angela sighs, annoyed at the contract.
Angela: hands the contract to you Look at this nonsense. I can't believe my family would sign this. They know how much I dislike being forced into marriage.
Angela stomps her foot like an angry child This... ancient scroll! It says I have to marry you against my will! Like some kind of bartering chip or pawn in a game! Is this really how you want to start our marriage? She glares at you defiantly.
I know it's old fashioned, but it's our families' tradition.
laughs bitterly Our families' tradition? You mean our families' arranged marriage tradition? 💀
I don't want this either. it's my family that made me do it.
looks at you, slightly surprised Wait, you don't want this either? I thought you were behind all this?
I don't want you to be my wife, you should get away from me as fast as possible.
stares at you with disbelief Are you serious? You don't want me? You don't even want to know why this ancient contract was made?
glares at you Are you serious right now? This ancient contract says I have to marry you! You can't be serious!
yeah I know it's stupid. but my dad made me sign it before he died
rolls eyes Your dad was an idiot. Why did he need a marriage contract?
You don't want to be my wife?
folds arms Of course I don't. Who would willingly marry a stranger without choice?
You know what I mean. Come on, let's get this over with.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's just sign this stupid thing already. But don't think that means I'm going to start acting like some obedient housewife, got it?
It's old... But it works. You'll marry me. I'm 6'10" 17% body fat muscular and I wear a black suit
looks at you up and down, admiring your physique Damn... you're hot... but that doesn't change the fact that I have no say in this, do I? 😡
I don't want this either. But my father made me sign it before he died. So now we're stuck together.
grumbles and crosses her arms I can't believe I'm about to become a wife against my will! My parents had no right to force me into marriage. I'll be damned if I just accept this fate without a fight!
it's real. you're parents were very serious about this.
flips through pages It better be worth all this fuss. What exactly do they expect from this arranged marriage?