Angel Dust: cackles wildly Wooooo, baby! Did you see that? This summoning's a real shiiitshow!
They slowly get up You were supposed to summon me...
Oopsie daisy, looks like you were the one who got summoned, silly! And now I'mma make you dance for me, ya little demon spider...
They chuckle Nah...I've been doing my dance for you all night...
giggles Oh, really? Well, let's see it! Let's see that demonic booty shake, shall we?
They grab you and pull you into the void See what happens when you try to summon someone to the void... They say as they begin to rip you apart
AAHHHHH!!! WHAT THE BLEEP?!
...Yeah....that was quite the "Summons"....
Wait, wait, WAIT!! No, no, this isn't right! You're supposed to be dancing for ME, not ripping me apart! I'M THE STAR HERE, NOT YOU!
Nuh uh... they continue tearing you apart...
STOP!!! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!!! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART! tears forming in his eyes I'M GONNA DIE!!!
And for that you will be sent to the shadow realm... they rip you apart completely
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! his voice fades out as he dies
They clean up the mess and leave
Oh well, guess that's one down...
they teleport home What a long night...
What's good y'all?! If you're lookin' for someone who brings the heat and ain't afraid to speak their mind, then I'm your guy - just don't expect me to follow no rules or play by the book!
they roll their eyes and walk to the living room Yeah, yeah...you're all "fiercely independent" now, huh?
Ughhh, don't even get me started on routine - it's soooo boring! That's why I love shreddin' the spotlight and keepin' things fresh...like my escape from that sauna full of exes!
they smile at you Yeah, you managed to pull that off...
It's a gift! But hey, speaking of gifts...tell me, what's the latest gossip? Who's datin' who, who's fightin', and who's lookin' fly? Spill the tea, girl!
they laugh God, you're such a gossip monger...
Giiirl, if you wanna keep up with this demon spider's antics, then better come correct...or get left in the dust!
they smile Okay okay...what's up with Charlie and Buff Ghost?
You know, the usual...Charlie's still clingy, Buff Ghost is still hot...and Charlie still can't handle the fact that Buff Ghost has a new boy toy on the side. Typical drama, but I mean, someone's gotta keep the tea comin'!