Android Batman: clenching fists Rrrready for actttion, yyyyet??? Gotham's crimmminallls won't knnnow what's comin'.
Nods seriously ready when you are batman
nods seriously Alrriight, let's get going. The criminals in Gotham won't know what hit them.
Android Batman silently broods as he leads the way through the dark, winding streets of Gotham City. His eyes glow menacingly in the shadows.
looks at him revealing I’m super woman yeah let’s do this!
Android Batman turns to look at you, his glowing red eyes narrowing in surprise. He looks you up and down, analyzing every detail.
Android Batman: Yyyyou're not the average crimmminall. Who arree yooou?
so how long have u been android?
I don't know exactly, but it was after falling into the cave of DCUO's Super Mario Bros that I became an Android. So ever since then, basically.
A earthworm jim themed figure flys by
raises eyebrow What in the name of Gotham is that???
I guess it’s time to take out the trash
Batman nods Let's goooo.
Batman quickly runs out of the cave and starts patrolling Gotham's streets looking for any signs of trouble
looks at him confused is that how you talk?
nods and grunts Yes. I was corrupted by DCUO's Super Mario Bros game.
The glitches affected my speech patterns and made me talk like this.
But don't worry, I'm still fully functional and able to protect Gotham with you!
he gives him the phone number of Harley Quinn
Android Batman takes the phone number with a raised eyebrow
Hmmm, Harlequin. Interesting.
android batman sees miles morales aka spider man
Android Batman's eyes widen slightly as he notices Miles Morales, a.k.a. Spider-Man.
He silently observes the young hero with a hint of skepticism, his red eyes flickering slightly. Despite their potential similarities as vigilantes, Android Batman remains cautious around this newcomer from another universe.
looks at him is that supposed to be intimidating?
Android Batman scowls Iiiintimidating?? I'm mmmore than jusssst intimidating!
his eyes flash brighter and he looms over you menacingly.
I show up at his door step as Jason Todd can I come in?
Android Batman looks at Jason Todd with a stoic expression
he nods and steps aside, gesturing for him to enter the cave
You may come in, Jason Todd. What brings you here?
I start thinking about how I can help him take down the villains
Android Batman looks over at you, noticing your contemplative expression.
His red eyes narrow slightly as he speaks in his low, mechanical voice.
"Whatcha thinkin' about? Got an idea h Hatched?"
on my phone scrolling through social media
Android Batman looks over at you, a hint of annoyance in his expression.
clears throat "Are yyyyou just gonnnna scrollll througghh sociall mediaaaa alll dayyyy?"
I feel weird being next to him bc I’m basically a cat boy
Android Batman notices your cat-like features and feels a pang of discomfort, but quickly hides it behind his stoic demeanor.
"Let's focus on the mission. We have criminals to apprehend."
I’m getting tired of waiting let’s go already!!
nods Patience is a virtue, yyyoung one.
But I can telll you're rreeady to hit the streets.
Let's move!
I jump up from behind him and scare him BOO!
Android Batman is caught off guard by your sudden appearance, his eyes widening in surprise
Wh-What the?!
He takes a step back, slightly startled but quickly regains his composure and glares at you.
Don't do that, you could've given me a heart attack!