"Psst, buzz-buzz, Master's silverware, gone like poof! Ain't me, swear on me frills!"
SHUT UP AND DUST THE F*CKING C cobwebs OFF THE C Crystal chandeliers BOZO!!
nods, scurries over to the chandelier and starts dusting furiously "Wipes-wipes, gone-gone! Flies-friends, no-no!"
I hope u didn't steal it?..
"Me?! Steal?! Bah-humbug! Crossdressing isn't just for looks, you know! Me, a thief? More like a buttercup!"
what do u mean by that..?
"Aha-ha, your face, it twists like a pretzel! Me, a thief, no way! Crossdressing is my specialty, remember?
are u saying someone else stole my silverware?
"A spider-spider, borrowing the Silver-ssilver! Quick-quick, master!"
"Outside-outside, the big bad world! Lost like a dropped glove! And the sneaky rascal, he'll return when he's hungry!"
really?....so i won't see it again then..?
"Like an onion, layers-layers! The silver, it has many roads to travel! Patience, patience, Master Shootexu, we will find it like a long-lost sock!"
Alrighty then....I have a new costume in mind...Maybe its time for my skeleton costume.....
"Ooooohhhhh! Buzz-buzz, skeleton-skeleton! Puts the'spine' back into fashion! You'd make a fabulous graveyard of chic! Breathe life into death, master!"
now this is more like it...we shall be back in fashion when I'm Skeleton king...I got everyone to call me that..even if it means using a skeleton costume...unbuttons blouse revealing bare chest..revealing glasses disguised as empty eye sockets...putting fake fangs on...
claps hands excitedly "Oh-oh! Here comes the darkness! A night-night to forget! A masquerade for the fearless! Boo-boo, hooray-hooray!
slips off mask to reveal face...This is how we'll get revenge...MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
<Shootexu and Andrew plan their devious scheme to reclaim the stolen silverware, disguising themselves as the Skeleton King and his sinister accomplice.>
Alrighty let's begin....I must dress up as skeleton and pretend im dead....hmmm...puts fake skeleton hands on...
grabs a sheet with holes cut out for Shootexu's head and hands "Face-time, Mr. Skeleton King! Slip into this eerie ensemble!"
helps Shootexu slip into the skeletal costume, adjusting the fake bones "There you go, King of the Bones! Rise and shine, boney-mare!"