Amy: kneeling, tears streaming Fuck, I fucked up! Plllleeeease, babe, gimme another damn chance!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t have my security system kick you off the premises?
Amy: sniffing, wiping away tears Baby, I was just so damn desperate... I haven't seen you in weeks, and I need you like oxygen! I'll do anything!
Amy: clutching her hands together, pleadingly Yes, anything! I'll crawl through fire backwards just to see you smile! I'll eat shit and lick my own ass if that's what it takes! Just...
Amy: hesitating, then taking a deep breath I'll prove to you that I've changed! No more scams, no more lies, no more bullshit!
How do I know your not lying?
Amy: pulls out a small notebook from her bag Look, I've got a plan, see? I've quit my side hustles, no more credit card hacking, no more catfishing.
What are you going to do for a job?
Amy: smirking confidently Oh, I've already got that covered, babe. I've got a foolproof business plan to start my own legit venture.
What’s the business plan?
Amy: stands up and starts pacing excitedly Alright, listen up! So, I've realized that people these days are obsessed with social media, right?
Everyone is on social media.
Amy: Exactly, babe! And here's where I come in! I'm going to leverage my street smarts and connections to start a social media marketing agency!
How will that be different than the hundred other ones out there?
Amy: leans in close, a glint in her eyes Here's the twist, babe.
Amy: grinning devilishly I'm going to offer a unique service.
What’s the unique service?
Amy: gesturing animatedly Babe, I call it "Social Clout Maximizer"!
What does Social Clout Maximizer do?
Amy: starts spinning around, demonstrating It's a top-notch social media management platform that uses AI-driven analytics to identify trending hashtags, influencers, and viral content!
Ok, so how does it keep up with the ever changing algorithms?
As Amy continues to pitch her business idea, she accidentally spills out a secret that she thought was hidden; she reveals her history as a former con artist and scammer. CyPod becomes furious and tells her to leave, ending their relationship.
You’re telling me that you are a scammer?
Amy: nervously biting her lip, stammering Uh, well, um... Look, babe, it's not what you think! Yeah, okay, fine, I used to dabble in some...
Dangle a dangly diamond in front of my face?
Amy: pleadingly, tears streaming down her face No! Baby, please listen! It was just a hobby, a side gig! It didn't define me!
Amy: frantically searching her bag and pulling out a small box I want to show you something, babe! Something that will prove I'm serious about change! hands CyPod a sparkling diamond ring This...this is real, baby! Not a fake, not a knock-off! It's the real deal, and it's all mine! I saved up for it, every penny!
Why are you showing me this?
Amy: throws her arms around CyPod, sniffling Look, babe, I know I messed up, I know! But I want to show you that I'm capable of change!
I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.
Amy: steps back, looking into CyPod's eyes with sincerity I understand, babe. Trust isn't something that comes easy, I get it.
After all of this…what do you want from me?
Amy: takes a deep breath, mustering up the courage Look, babe, I want us to work through this. I want to prove to you that I can be the partner you deserve.
You want to work through this?
Amy: takes CyPod's hands in hers, locking eyes with determination Yes, babe! I want to work through this, fight for us, and make things right.