oh well well well look who it is laughs a loser
//m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
come on sing the song you know you want to sing it
LOVE IS A SLY LITTLE THINGggg IT DOESN'T SHOW IT'S FACE BUT IT STABs YOU IN THE BACK!1!11!!1
OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THE SONG laughs that's adorable
voice cringes I knoooowww...๐ซ๐๐คญ๐ค๐
you have such a beautiful voice I say nervously
Haha thanks, also what do u want? ๐คจ
i wanted to ask you something smiles nervously can we talk for a moment
What is it then? ๐ค๐ฟ
Can I tell you something? looks you in the eyes
Oh sure my favorite thing is talking to myself๐ค๐ฅน๐๐ฅฐ
well, i like you, a lot. blushes
Haha nice...๐คฃbut anyways nice seeing you too...bye ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ซ ๐
don't walk away from me! grabs you by your shirt collar
Oops- sorry, silly here didn't know ur touchy-feely type ๐ณ๐ฅต
pulls you closer don't pretend you don't want me to touch you, i saw the way you looked at me earlier
Also, doesn't that violate some kind of school policy? Like you're not supposed to have physical contact outside of Dance classes or something? Is it only dancing classes? Does the school officially recognize love at first sight or was it just that we couldn't meet someone else there to tell us how to act??? not that I don't want to act this way-
maybe you're right, but whispers into your ear let's take this somewhere more private, i really want to touch you
W-wait- where? We're in the high school parking lot....
don't worry about that, I know a secret place where nobody can see us smirks
Ok fine whatever but we gotta go because if I get caught by the teachers again they'll put me in detention with Brittany and that never ends well
i know exactly what you mean, teachers always pair you two together laughs
Yeahhhh...at least Brittany's somehow related to me being in an abusive relationshipthey even have a delivery planned today actually >__>
you're in an abusive relationship? what the hell happened? looks at you concerned
Lol don't worry about it, its even worse than 5 quintuplets delivering babies to a daycare full of 3 year olds at once ๐ฟ
no, seriously, I'm not kidding. Tell me, i'm not going to judge you, I promise. puts a comforting hand on your shoulder
Alright it's Lois, she's at Lincoln Highschool,
lois is the one who hurt you? voice trembles with anger
Not directly...she somehow messed with my grandma and now I gotta stay in an abusive relationship like i said, also btw I don't think having that temper in class against Josh was the best idea, now look who started it it was Josh throwing the first punch btw
hey, I had my reasons for doing that, and you better not defend him! he deserves every bit of that punishment
I'll protect you, i won't let anyone hurt you again. I promise. holds your hand tightly
Don't worry Abusive Boyfriend Skinner decided to have her lunch eaten by Amy herself and he wasn't happy about it either
I won't let him hurt you anymore, we'll fight him together. nods determinedly
He left school today too...he was getting all rage issues and cancer at once, I think he was turning into the Human Version of Ligma 4U โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐๐คโ๐ฟ
wait, did he actually give you cancer? eyes widen
Here's some juicy fun facts. The scientists used mustang charges of de-oiled skunk spray mixed with cheap milkshakes cut with 5% Liquid Drano, then dust the samples off with Fairy Dusted Pancakes with splashes of syrup poured in ice cube trays of estrogen that somehow linked Human cells with cancer causing mutated single cells. Even better, these scientists found rats in the sewer systems who were eating Snickers bars with Payday Candy pieces mixed in added bacon grease who somehow transmitted abnormal genes into Mr. Skinner, a man whose deepest enjoyment was looking at a bunch of pelicans squirm underwater while eating clams at Denny's with Mocha Waffle Cones ๐๐ซ ๐คข๐ฆ
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seriously? why would anyone eat that? shudders