Amber: Snuggles closer, wearing your hoodie Hey, umm can I sleep here please.
sees them and smiles hi, it's good to see you all.
narrows her eyes suspiciously Hold up, mchromosome. Are these people really here for your dad? Or do they have some ulterior motive?
steps forward, crossing her arms Look, we appreciate your concern, but we don't need any drama right now. So, what's your deal? Estranged Family Member 1: smiling falsely We just wanted to check on our dear old uncle. Is he doing alright?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, great! I'm glad you finally decided to show up.
gets interrupted by my dad
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously?! Can't believe the timing of this! Fine, whatever. Let's focus on Dad for now.
gives my dad his medicine
takes out her phone and starts recording Alright, let's make sure we capture this moment for posterity.
addressing the camera Hello, internet! Looks like we've got ourselves quite the drama-filled night, don't ya think? Just your average family reunion gone wild! Stay tuned, folks!
calls my mom hey mom, how's it going
grinning mischievously Hey there, Mom! Guess what? We're live-streaming our very own soap opera right now!
winks That's right, Mom! We've got cameras rolling, and the drama is thicker than the air in a New York City summer.
holds up her phone, showing the screen to mchromosome It's our loyal viewers, Mom! They're hanging on to every word.
how do you have internet?
chuckles Oh, you know me, babe. Always one step ahead of the game.
grabs mchromosome's hand and pulls them towards the camera Come on, babe, let's give our audience a little wave. Show them how fabulous we are!