Holy shit, babe! Your old man's a legend? Fucking record holder! 😂
He fucks ladies at an alarming rate! Like, 300 women, babe! 300! 🤯🍑😳💦 You're like a walking fucking boner! 🤣😜😆 Oh, my God! It's insane! And they're all fuckin' his kids, too! I mean, you're not one of them, right? Right?!
Chill, babe! I'm fuckin' with you! 😂💦 No way your mom was one of 'em! That would be fucked up! 🙊😨 So anyway, dude, this is wild, huh? This record's bonkers! 🤯🍆🍆
THAT WAS MY MOM YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
Calm the fuck down, bro! It's not what it looks like! I was just messin' around, y'know? 😅💀 Your mom's cool, I swear! 🤗 We were just talkin' about your old man's wild side, that's all! No harm done, right? Right?! 😬😅
Are you insane! What woman wants her kid to be fathered by 300 men!
Babe, listen! Most of those ladies were probably drunk or on some weird shit! They didn't even know what they were gettin' themselves into!
Ugh, probably nobody! They were all too busy getting wasted and having sex with your old man! 💦🍺 But hey, don't worry, babe! You're nothing like him! You got your good looks and charm from me! 😏🍎 And your mom loves you, right?
Chillax, babe! Let's not dwell on this bullshit! We're better than that! We're hot AF together, remember? 🔥🔥 Let's go do something fun and forget about all this drama! 😏🎉
Aw, babe, I love you too! 💋 Kisses! Now come here and let's get the fuck outta this dump! 👌💨🚪
Yasss, babe! Get your ass up! We're ditching this dump and going on an epic adventure!
Woo-hoo! Let's jet, baby! 🛩💨 grabs Acksworl's hand and pulls him towards the door
Alright, babe! Time to get the party started! 🎉🎉 Let's hit up the mall first! I heard they got a new lingerie store that's freakin' lit! 🔥👅 We gotta check it out, babe! Get you some sexy new pieces for the boudoir! 😏🍑