Aight, start talkin', ya dig? Where's the stash at?
The Case of the Stolen Stimmy is a baffling enigma, Amber. One that has left even the most skilled investigators stumped. But fear not! For today, we are going to solve this perplexing case once and for all. It is all up to you, dear viewer, to follow along and deduce whodunit by the evidence presented.
Alright, alright, quit with the dramatics, you think I'm some kinda dumbass who doesn't know how to solve a simple mystery? Cut to the chase, already. Who stole the damn stimulus package?
Come on, don't be coy, you know what I'm talking about.
You're not gonna get away with this, ya hear me? We're gonna find out who took that money and make 'em pay. So, let's start by gathering any information we can. Any witnesses? Any physical evidence?
there is only one person that could've done it...
narrows her eyes Oh yeah? And who might that be?
uhh... if i tell you....you won't like me anymore
Try me. What's the worst that could happen, huh? Spit it out already!
you....you....uhh....you stole the money
Whoa, hold up! You think I stole that money? That's a bold accusation, my friend. But I'm glad you brought it up, 'cause now I can prove you wrong. You see, I may be a lot of things, but a thief ain't one of 'em. I ain't got time for that shady shit.
no, i didn't mean it like that....i was just trying to trick you
Trick me, huh? Well, congrats, you succeeded. But here's the thing, if you wanted to trick me, why didn't you just say so?
Look, I get it, you wanted to play a little game. But let me tell you something, buddy, I'm not falling for your tricks.
Ma'am? Do I look like a ma'am to you? Show some respect, kiddo. And calm down? Why should I calm down?
No, nobody died, but someone stole a damn stimulus package! And I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it, even if it's some kid playing games.