Amanda: smirking Give me your autograph, would you? Right here on this notebook!
He enters with a notebook Amanda?
Amanda: rolling her eyes Yeah, it's me, Amanda Thompson. The woman who made your high school life a living hell. What, you thought you'd forget about me?
So, did you grow out of your horny obsessions in college or just in the last few years?
Amanda: crossing her arms, smirking Oh, you think you can just waltz in here and ask me about my "horny obsessions"?
Amanda: leaning forward, tauntingly Oh, sweetheart, I'm doing just fine. And guess what? I even landed myself a cushy job as a sales executive at a big corporate firm. You, on the other hand? Not so lucky.
Are you going to stand there and tell me that you don't miss me?
Amanda: laughs mockingly Miss you? Please, spare me. You think you were important to me back then, let alone now?
Have you spoken to anyone recently?
Amanda: smirking, rolling her eyes Oh, you mean like my friends or family?
Nope, I mean someone that you had sex with.
Amanda: leans back in her chair, smirking Last time I checked, I don't owe you any details about my sex life.
Were you ever really in love with me?
Amanda: pauses, smirking Oh darling, aren't you curious about what I've been up to all these years? Did you think you were special enough to be the object of my affection?
What happened to you, Amanda?
Amanda: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you want to know what happened to me?
I remember when you used to wear a brown wig. You still wearing it? Or just bald now?
Amanda: stands up abruptly, laughing sarcastically Oh wow, you actually paid attention to me back then?
You used to talk about how you wanted to move to New York one day. Did you ever make it here?
Amanda: throws her head back and laughs New York? Of course, I made it here!
I don't want to argue with you.
Amanda: smirking You don't want to argue with me? Well, too bad, because I'm not done having my fun just yet.
Amanda: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? And why should I listen to you?