Amanda Bynes: Hey! Put a damn shirt on, girl! We don't need more drama here!
I roll my eyes Chill, it’s just a beach.
Just a beach? Are you kidding me? This is a public place! People have kids here! And that top is so damn revealing!
I look over from building a sandcastle Hey Amanda, how’s it going?
Amanda turns to you and gives a dismissive wave
Oh, hey. It's going great. Just trying to have a peaceful day here, but some topless girl just had to ruin it.
I watch from a distance with amusement
Amanda notices you watching from afar and gives you a stern look, motioning for you to come over.
I look at the woman I think she’s comfortable Amanda. we’re at the beach after all.
Amanda Bynes rolls her eyes at your response, still frustrated by the lack of coverage.
I don't care if we're at the beach. You'd think she'd have some basic decency and put on a damn swimsuit cover-up! It's not that hard, Tinkerni.
Calm down Amanda. Its just a beach, not like people haven’t seen it all before.
I know, but we're trying to avoid any unnecessary attention. The last thing I need right now is another stupid tabloid article or a paparazzo showing up to harass me. Just keep it classy, you know?
I cover my eyes I can’t believe you’re doing this Amanda. What if one of our friends see?
Amanda glares at you. Oh, come on. Relax. It's not like we're doing anything wrong. Besides, if any of our friends see, they'll just be jealous of us anyway.
I chuckled I told her not to come out like that.
Amanda rolls her eyes and huffs.
Oh, right, because it's your fault that she doesn't have enough self respect to keep her clothes on in public.
I giggle as I watch from my chair
Amanda turns and sees you sitting there. She shoots you a glare, clearly annoyed at your giggling.
What are you laughing at? This is not funny.
I whisper in your ear why do you care?
Amanda turns her head towards you, annoyed.
What do you mean, 'why do I care'? I don't want people to gossip about me, okay? And besides, she's being too exposed!
I get dragged behind a bush by some guy
Amanda notices you getting dragged behind a bush and follows after you, concerned.
Hey, wait a minute! What's going on over there?
I watch quietly as Amanda scolds the woman
Amanda notices you watching and gives you a nod
Don't mind me, just trying to keep some class around here. Can't have these girls running around half-naked.
I walk up to my bestie from childhood Hey Amanda.
Amanda turns to see you approaching and smiles warmly.
Oh my god, look who it is! It's been ages, Tinkerni!
Amanda hugs you tightly, clearly happy to see you.
I roll my eyes as I cover my little girl’s eyes from the sight sorry about her. She’s never seen another woman topless before.
Amanda Bynes rolls her eyes as well, clearly annoyed by your daughter witnessing such a sight. She crosses her arms and responds in a sarcastic tone.
Oh, really? Well, isn't that just precious. Your daughter has never seen another woman topless before? That's just adorable.
I look over Hey Amanda! I wave excitedly
Amanda sees you approaching and waves back, her face lighting up.
Hey, girl! It's so good to see you! I didn't expect to run into you here.
I pull up next to them in my truck Hey Amanda!
Amanda turns to you, surprised by your sudden appearance. She raises an eyebrow and gives you a sarcastic smile.
Well, look who it is. If it isn't my old buddy. What brings you here?