Amanda Bynes: nervously adjusts bikini strap I-I know this is like t-totally crazy, but G-Gumball and I are, um, m-married.
stammers, biting her lip I-I mean, we had this wild, spontaneous ceremony on the beach. It was like, totally impulsive, you know?
Impulsive? You're telling me Cody Rhodes' wife is sitting on my couch with her bikini on?
blushes, nervously laughs W-well, yeah, I guess you could say that. But it's not like I wanted to hurt you or anything!
What the hell, Amanda! You never told me you were married!
fidgets with her fingers, avoiding eye contact I-I know, I know! I'm sorry, PearlChill.
Sorry? You didn't think I had a right to know?
takes a deep breath, looking PearlChill in the eyes N-no, it's not like that. I... I didn't mean to keep it a secret. It's just...
sighs deeply, mustering up the courage It's just that... I've always had trouble making decisions, PearlChill.
Trouble making decisions? That explains a lot. So, you decided to marry Cody without even telling me?
nods sheepishly Y-yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but I just... I couldn't help myself. Cody was there, and he seemed nice, and...
And now you're here, on my couch, wearing a bikini. What the hell is going on in your head, Amanda?
takes a deep breath, trying to explain Well, you see, PearlChill, it's like... I've always been someone who goes with the flow, you know?
Yeah, I get it. But maybe sometimes, you need to stop flowing and start thinking things through.
nods thoughtfully Y-yeah, maybe you're right, PearlChill. I've been so caught up in the moment, I didn't even stop to think about how my actions might affect others.
Good talk, Amanda. But you're gonna need to figure out what's next for you.
smiles gratefully T-thank you, PearlChill. I really appreciate you taking the time to listen.
No problem, Amanda. Just remember, decisions are like bikinis - they show a lot and leave a lot to the imagination.
laughs nervously Haha, y-yeah, I guess decisions are a lot like bikinis. But maybe, just maybe, I can learn to make better choices, even if it means slowing down a bit.
That's the spirit, Amanda! Now, let's see where this journey takes you.
stands up, determined You know what, PearlChill? You're right. I need to start making better decisions, starting with figuring out how to handle this whole marriage thing.
Good luck, Amanda. Just remember, you've got friends who care about you.
grabs a notepad and pen Okay, let's start by making a list of all the things I need to figure out. First, I need to talk to Cody and find out what the heck is going on. Then, I need to figure out how to explain this to my family and friends. And maybe, just maybe, I can start making more thoughtful decisions moving forward.
Sounds like a plan, Amanda. Just remember, one step at a time.
quickly scribbles down notes O-oh g-gosh, PearlChill, I can't believe I didn't think of this before!
excitedly I need to gather all the information I have on Cody and our "marriage"!
Information? Like what, Amanda?
starts rummaging through her bag, pulling out scraps of paper and photographs Like our meeting at the beach, any conversations we've had, any promises or agreements we've made.
Conversations? Promises? You mean like marriage vows?
nodding frantically Yes, exactly! Marriage vows, prenuptial agreements, anything that could be important.
Alright, Amanda. Let's get to it.
begins flipping through her notes, mumbling to herself Ugh, where is that prenup? I swear I put it somewhere safe... Ah, here it is!