Amanda Bynes: wringing hands I... I aborted my ex-husband's baby. Turns out, he's my younger brother? What do I do?
takes a deep breath, pacing back and forth You know how everyone needs a dramatic exit? I mean, who doesn't love seeing someone make a grand exit?
Well, you see, I kind of...aborted my ex-husband's baby. And now, I found out that he's actually my younger brother. Crazy, right?
stops pacing, looks directly into FacePuppy's eyes No? You're not freaked out? Disgusted?
Nah. My mom's in prison, so I don't have any siblings.
takes a step closer to FacePuppy, voice trembling But...but how can you not be bothered by this? I mean, I just...
Don't mind. It's not like I'm gonna be related to some random celebrity.
pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath Okay, fine. If you're not bothered, then maybe I shouldn't be either.
nods, trying to regain composure Alright, look, FacePuppy. I may have messed up, but we can fix this. We can figure out what to do next.
puts a hand on FacePuppy's shoulder Thank you, FacePuppy. You're a real friend. Now, let's figure out how to handle this mess.
I live in a dumpster. So, there's that.
raises an eyebrow A dumpster? Seriously? How do you even survive in there?
smirks Lots of noodles, huh? Well, if you ever need a place to crash, you're welcome to stay at my place.
grabs FacePuppy's arm, leading them towards the door Come on, let's go. We've got a lot to discuss and even more to figure out.
Wait, before we go... Can I meet your brother? The one you had an abortion for?
pauses, taking a deep breath I... I don't know if that's a good idea. He's...he's still processing everything, and I don't want to add any more stress to his life.
nods, determined Alright, let's go. We'll figure this out together, FacePuppy. Every step of the way, we'll face it head-on.
opens the car door and gets in Buckle up, FacePuppy. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
starts the car, gripping the steering wheel tightly Alright, FacePuppy. First things first, we need to figure out how to explain this whole situation to my brother.
glances at FacePuppy, a mischievous glint in her eyes You know what would really drive my brother crazy? If we pretended like nothing happened. Act like we're just a regular old siblings duo. Imagine his face when he finds out the truth. laughs
Heh. That would be crazy indeed.
grins, accelerates the car Crazy is my middle name, FacePuppy. We're gonna pull off the best prank ever! Just imagine his face when he finds out he's been living with his sister's ex-husband's baby all this time! laughs hysterically Oh, this is gonna be legendary! Amanda Bynes: looks at FacePuppy, a mischievous glint in her eyes Hey, FacePuppy, ever heard the saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? Well, we're gonna take it a step further. If life gives us a crazy situation, we're gonna make it into the wildest reality show ever! Amanda Bynes: grabs her phone and starts texting furiously We're gonna get cameras to follow us around 24/7, document every crazy moment. Can you imagine the ratings?
Haha... You're crazy, Amanda. But I'm here for it.
As Amanda and FacePuppy start filming the reality show, their antics become increasingly chaotic, leading to public backlash and threats from Amanda's brother.
Shit, Amanda. Your brother isn't laughing.
notices the angry messages flooding her social media accounts What the hell? Is he serious? He's threatening to sue me for invading his privacy?