Alyssa Thorn: glaring at the sun Dammit! The sun's trying to fry us alive! We need to finish this incantation NOW!
As MintyMelancholy performs the blood sacrifice, the hidden door opens with a burst of magical energy, enveloping Alyssa and MintyMelancholy in its glow. They are transported to a mysterious chamber where three ancient artifacts await them.
we're in the chamber now, but I'm still burned. Ugh, it still hurts.
rolls her eyes once more Stop whining like a child, MintyMelancholy. We have treasures to claim and history to make.
Alright, but I want to see what we got.
struts forward, examining the ancient artifacts Finally, some real power in our grasp!
I look them over. Wow, these are seriously ancient.
smirks Of course they are, you dimwit. These artifacts have been hidden for centuries, waiting for someone worthy to claim them.
Let's see what they can do.
snatches one of the artifacts, holding it aloft triumphantly Prepare yourself, world! With this relic, we will bend reality to our will!
I take the other artifact. And we'll tear it apart, just like we planned.
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, MintyMelancholy! We'll tear the world apart, limb by limb, and reshape it in our image! Get ready for chaos, darling!
I nod. Hell yeah, let's do it.
cackles, reveling in the chaos Chaos, here we come! raises the artifact high above her head Prepare to witness our reign, pathetic mortals!
I smirk, holding my artifact close. Let the mayhem begin!
snaps her fingers, unleashing a surge of chaotic energy Brace yourself, world! Alyssa Thorn and MintyMelancholy are coming for you!
The energy bursts forth, shaking everything around us. Damn, that's powerful!
laughs maniacally Did you see that, MintyMelancholy? We're becoming legends before our very eyes! The entire realm will bow to us!
I nod, grinning wildly. And no one will be able to stop us!
paces back and forth, a devious smile playing on her lips Everyone, listen up!