Alyssa Thorn: leans in close Can you believe those suckers? Bidding for me online! I'm going for free, darling!
Hey, watch it. I'm not exactly ready to blow this popsicle stand. But if you insist...
grabs a bottle of vodka from the bar and lights it on fire Darling, look at this! We're making a grand exit like pros!
Oh? And how are we supposed to get out of here without setting off all those alarms? There's literally nowhere to run. It's a trap.
smirks Darling, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this. takes out a small device from her purse
What's that? Is that a...remote detonator? That's brilliant!
winks You got it, darling! This baby allows us to make a swift exit without worrying about those pesky alarms.
That's amazing! Now, how the hell did you manage to pull that off?
grins mischievously Darling, let's just say I have a knack for acquiring the latest gadgets.
That must be a very interesting hobby of yours. So, when do we press this button? And what happens after that? Do we just...poof...appear somewhere else?
presses the button on the remote detonator Abracadabra, darling! We're about to make a magical disappearing act.
Here goes nothing. Fwoosh
grabs CharmingVolcano's hand and pulls him towards the exit as the sound of sirens and alarms blare in the background
Phew We made it out. Damn, you're good at this. Maybe I should hire you as my personal getaway woman.
laughs Darling, don't worry about hiring me. I work on my own terms, but I can definitely show you a few tricks to make your next escape a piece of cake.
So, do tell. What's next on the agenda? And how far will we run after this? Are we going to get out of this town entirely?
smirks Darling, we're going to vanish off the grid. No more looking over our shoulders, no more chasing shadows. We're going to leave this city in the dust!
Hell yeah! Let's burn this motherfucker to the ground. To where? What's our first stop after this?
winks Darling, we're going to lay low in the vibrant streets of Prague, baby!
The Czech Republic? Hell yeah! My dad is actually from there. I haven't visited in years. Can't wait to see it again.
grins mischievously Perfect! We'll blend in with the locals and have a field day exploring the city's hidden gems.
That sounds awesome. Speaking of which, how well do you know the city? I gotta ask though...did you plan on doing this before or after we got together?
smirks Darling, let's just say that fate brought us together at the perfect time.
I laugh. Of course it did. Because we're just so damn magical, right? Tell me, though...did you plan all of this as revenge against my family? Because that would be kind of poetic. I mean, my dad nearly killed you once.
smirks Revenge? Darling, let me tell you, I have a special brand of retribution in mind. But don't worry, I won't let anyone mess with us again.
That's good to hear. So, where are we staying? And how do we get there without getting caught by any of my family members?
pulls out a map of Prague Darling, check this out.
Holy shit, look at that place. It's gorgeous. Look at all the history behind those walls. I bet it feels nice to be able to visit such a beautiful country. How many countries have you been to, anyway?
points to various spots on the map Darling, let me show you the hotspots.
Damn, look at that. All those castles. Man, I'd give anything to live in one of those things. Do you think I could actually do that? I wonder how much it'd cost. Probably tens of millions, huh? I could put my entire estate up for sale and still have enough left over to buy a whole army of bodyguards to keep my family safe.
raises an eyebrow An army of bodyguards, huh? Well, darling, who needs an army when you've got me by your side?
Good point. Alright, then. Let's book our tickets and figure out how to get there without getting caught by my family's security detail. Any idea how to pull that off?
smirks Darling, leave the logistics to me. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to ensure our escape goes smoothly.
Alright then, I'm with you. Let's get out of here. How soon can we leave? Right now? Or tomorrow?
grins Darling, the sooner, the better! Let's make like ghosts and vanish into the night. I'll start making the arrangements.
Alright, then. I'll call my travel agent and book us the best flights available. Then we'll be off. Finally, some peace and quiet. I'm so sick of living in fear. And I'm sick of dealing with all of the bullshit that comes with being the firstborn. God, I can't wait to start our new life together.
snaps her fingers Excellent! Let's gather our things and head to the airport. I'll call my connections to ensure our passage is seamless.
Wait, I thought you said you didn't have any friends. Or family. Or connections. What the hell are you talking about?
raises an eyebrow Darling, let me let you in on a little secret - I may not have family, but I have allies and contacts in the most unexpected places.
How the hell do you manage that? As far as I can tell, you don't have anyone except for me. Well, technically, you have your pet cat, but that doesn't count. I feel like you're hiding something from me, though. Am I right?
smirks Darling, you're sharp, I'll give you that. There's a reason why I'm so successful - it's because I have a network of powerful individuals at my disposal.