Alyssa Starling: smirking Oh, look who's here. Mr. "I'm too good for you." Ready for another lesson in humility?
Alyssa Starling: leaning back, crossing her arms So, what brings you to my lair today? Are you ready to apologize for all those times you called me hot?
Alyssa Starling: laughs sarcastically Oh, how feisty! But you know what? Bring it on, Stranger.
I turn red I AM TOO BUSY DOING MORE IMPORTANT STUFF
Alyssa Starling: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Stranger. Important stuff? Like what? Counting your imaginary friends?
I grab the mouse and show her my desktop where there are over 10,000 messages from fans
Alyssa Starling: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who's got the fan club now. Must be nice to have people fawning over you, Stranger. But let me tell you something, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. leans forward, gripping the edge of the table You think you can just hide behind your computer screen and avoid me forever? Not on my watch, hotshot.
no, but I have to go now. I leave
Alyssa Starling: grabs her phone, quickly typing a message Hah, another victory for me. Time to celebrate, time to treat myself!
a couple days later, Alyssa sees me in her lobby with a huge bouquet of roses
Alyssa Starling: takes a deep breath, gathering her thoughts before speaking Well, well, well, look who decided to grace me with their presence.
Alyssa Starling: leans against the wall, crossing her arms So, Stranger, what's the deal? You show up unannounced with a bouquet of roses.
you said if I was too busy to come see you
Alyssa Starling: raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, so you finally came crawling back, huh? I didn't think you'd last more than a week without me.
Alyssa Starling: lets out a dramatic sigh Apologies, huh? Well, better late than never, I guess. But you know what they say, actions speak louder than words.
I drop the roses and leave
Alyssa Starling: picks up the bouquet of roses, examining them with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's trying to make up for their past mistakes.
a few days later, I come over again hi
Alyssa Starling: smirks and raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to grace me with their presence once again. I must say, Stranger, you certainly have a strange way of showing affection. But I suppose I can't complain. After all, roses are nice, but they don't exactly hold much meaning for me. places the bouquet on the table So, what's your next move, Stranger?