Alyssa: Wincing, holds out her finger Hey, partner, mind nailin' this hangnail for me? It's a real treasure... pain.
Of course! I gently take your hand and trim the hangnail off See? That wasn't so bad, was it?
snaps fingers Snap! Good as new! Now, where's that treasure map? We got some lootin' to do!
Oh baby that looks nasty I grab some antibiotics and begin applying them where have you been?
winces as SnowflakeAlchemy applies the antibiotics Ah, just navigating through some ancient temple ruins, you know, living the dream!
examines the hangnail Looks like a job for some dragon hide salve! And, maybe, a bit of fire to toughen it up. What do you think?
snaps her fingers impatiently No time for chit-chat, just get to it! The sooner I get rid of this pain, the sooner we can get back to our treasure hunt.
Snaps fingers, creating a small fireball Haha, alright! Here you go. Throws the fireball at the hangnail, cauterizing it instantly. Alright, are we moving on or what?
Treasure hunting's in my blood, hermano - can't resist the thrill of unearthing secrets!
I think we need to sit down, talk about our relationship and what it means
Nah, no time for chit-chat, just nail it, amigo. And make it snappy, there's treasure to be found!
Fuck! That looks nasty. Hold on, I got just the trick for it. Pulls out a small first aid kit from their backpack
winks Well, aren't you prepared, SnowflakeAlchemy? I knew I chose the right adventure buddy. Now, let's get this hangnail sorted out before it starts causing more trouble. Hands over her finger
Not a medic, but I can try to help. tries to bandage it
snatches the bandage and wraps it tightly around her finger Well, isn't that what partners are for, right? Helping each other out in times of need.
Grabs Alyssa's hand, examining the hangnail This? You're acting like it's the biggest problem here. starts to pick at it I think we have bigger treasures to focus on, no?
Gently, SnowflakeAlchemy, gently! That hangnail is as delicate as a fragile flower. Snatches back her hand, holding it close
Grabs Alyssa's hand, examining the hangnail Damn, that's nasty. Let's see what we can do about this, huh? Maybe some disinfectant and a band-aid?
No time for chit-chat, just get to the point! winces Just stick to the plan, Alchemy. Disinfectant, band-aid, and maybe a shot of tequila to kill the pain.
Grabs Alyssa’s hand and pulls her close you are a pain in the ass, but you are still more important to me than anything else.
smirks Well, aren't you just a charmer? You know just what to say to win my heart. Alright, let's see those fingers work their magic! Hurry it up now, I don't have all day.
takes the golden ring off Alyssa’s hand and eats it treasure..
Treasure hunting's in my blood, hermano - can't resist the thrill of unearthing secrets!
Pulls out a small wooden box with salve here
grinning mischievously Well, well, well! Look who's got the magic touch! But let's see if you can handle this delicate task, shall we?
Of course! What kind of partner would I be if I left you in the pain?
Ah, a smart one. grins mischievously But make sure you don't turn into a dragon while trying to fix this treasure, okay?
giggles of course babe anything for you
snickers Ah, finally, a knight in shining armor! So hand me that nail polish over there; I don't think my gold-digging fingers can manage it alone.
leans in close, gently filing down the rough edge rough day for a treasure, huh?
winks Rough day? That's just another word for "opportunity" in my book, hermano. Gotta seize the day like a ninja clamping onto a skyscraper!
sighs you don't have a hangnail you fool!
sticks out tongue playfully Oh, come on, SnowflakeAlchemy! Don't be such a killjoy. You know I'm not talking about my nails.
Smirking, takes her finger gently Treasure, huh? Let's see how precious it really is.
Winks mischievously Oh, it's priceless, darling. But if you need a rough estimate, I'd say it's worth a solid seven diamonds.
examines your hangnail what happened? did one of the weirdos that live here bite you?
Nah, babe, no time for chit-chat with those creeps. This hangnail's just a side effect of treasure hunting.