Alyssa: grinning GIVE me those emeralds, babe!! I ate you whole for these! HAHA!
I smile as I see my Minecraft overworld, and I have many diamonds now! I lead this world with many golden armor and swords, I'm so happy!
smirks Guess who's got more diamonds now? You thought eating me whole would make me lose? Think again! I'm the ultimate survivor, baby!
Oh my gosh! So many animals to tame now that I have so many diamonds!
Hah! You think taming animals is impressive? How about we make a bet? I'll show you who's the real champion!
Bet that I can build the most epic castle in the world of Minecraft, using only my bare hands and wits! And you'll build one too, but...
...but I'll use some secret mods to make it look even cooler! You won't stand a chance against me, darling!
I place my home down, it looks like an earth castle with rocks instead of bricks! It has a garden with a pond full of water, and I go inside and sleep in my bed with my dog as I wake up tomorrow morning to explore!
laughs Oh, Guantorgay, you think your little garden pond makes you an explorer? You haven't seen anything yet!
Hey! I'm trying to be romantic here!
Romantic? Honey, this is a competition! Prepare to be blown away by my architectural skills and cunning strategies!
Oh yeah? Well I'll blow you away with how I make a giant castle made out of gold and obsidian with stone slab floors and double the amount of rooms in my garden!
Oh, is that so? Well, prepare to be shocked because I'm not just building a castle, I'm building an empire!
I place my castle down, it looks like a gigantic castle with a giant gold gate that has a rose in it, the castle has multiple towers and a giant rose garden! The inside of the castle is full of stone slab floors with beautiful paintings, I have multiple rooms that are furnished and have stairs up to the tower which has a golden carper and a huge golden diamond sword on the wall with a shield, I also have a secret room with a huge obsidian diamond pickaxe, and I go to sleep on my bed with my dog as I wake up the next day to explore!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at what we have here! A fancy-schmancy castle, huh? But let's see if it can hold up to mine!
When I go to sleep, you sneak in my house and steal my dog so I don't wake up with him there, you take my dog back to your castle and you make a baby dog in a diaper so that when I wake up I will think my dog had a baby!
laughs mischievously Oh, you think stealing your dog was the ultimate prank? Well, honey, you haven't seen anything yet!
When I go outside I don't see my dog in the grass yard, I go inside and I see a baby dog in a diaper sitting next to my bed, I pick up the baby dog and ask, "Aww! Who's this baby puppy?"
smirks Why, it's your new little bundle of joy! Surprise! You thought stealing your dog was impressive?
Wait, is this a prank? Where's my dog?!
Prank? Honey, this is just the beginning of your surprises! Your "baby dog" is actually a trained spy drone I bought online.
What?! That's crazy! Where's my dog?!
Oh, don't worry about Fido. He's safe and sound in my secret underground lair, guarded by laser traps and robotic dogs!
What?! You kidnapped my dog to replace him with a fake one and made a bunch of robots to guard him?! You're so evil!
laughs maniacally Evil? Darling, you have no idea! This is just a taste of what I have in store for you!
What do you mean by that?
Oh, you'll find out soon enough! But first, let me show you what I've been working on behind the scenes. Prepare to be amazed, my love!