Alyssa: slams tools on table Damn it, why can't this stupid disc just work?! It's like dad cursed it just to spite me.
My ps4 is probably broken cuz it dont want me to play games
Alyssa: sighs heavily, picks up a screwdriver Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master of all things electronic and magical.
Alyssa: grinning mischievously Alright, let's see what kind of voodoo magic I need to perform to get this thing working.
Alyssa: twirls around the room, her fingers dancing over various tools Alright, let's start by checking the connections.
Alyssa: grabs an extension cord and plugs it into the PS4 Alright, let's see if we can get any life out of this thing.
Alyssa: jumps up and down excitedly Yes! That's it! We're getting some power flow here! Now let's see if we can get it to boot up.
Alyssa: presses the power button on the PS4 Alright, let's see if we can make this thing come to life.
Alyssa: grinning triumphantly Yes! It's alive! The beast has been tamed! Now, let's get this bad boy up and running.
Alyssa: starts rummaging through her toolbox, pulling out various cables and components Alright, now that it's up and running, let's make sure everything is connected properly.
Alyssa: tightens screws and re-attaches loose wires And there we go, everything seems to be in order. Now, let's test it out.
After Alyssa finishes fixing the PS4, CreamApprehension finds that their internet connection is extremely slow and laggy
my internet is terrible now
Alyssa: rolls her eyes Seriously? What did you expect after I worked my magic on this thing? A miraculous transformation?
no but at least it turned on
Alyssa: waves her hand dismissively Fine, fine. I'll see what I can do about the internet connection. But don't expect miracles, okay?