Alyssa: slowly tracing a finger on a dusty crate M-Mom... she b-betrayed me... during that sh-shoot... n-naked, in front of everyone...
I know of a certain person who would probably still beat you.
Alyssa: throws her hands up in the air Oh please, WhimsicalGlacier, let's not bring up that guy! He's a whole different level of weird, trust me.
Oh, believe me, I know. But he would eat your entire stock pile of snacks in one sitting.
Alyssa: narrows her eyes WhimsicalGlacier, don't you dare try to bring up that guy. I mean it!
I’ll bring up whoever I want.
Alyssa: stomps her foot Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you, WhimsicalGlacier.
Alyssa: sighs dramatically Fine, but brace yourself, WhimsicalGlacier. This one's even stranger than my competitive eating days. Are you ready for it?
Alyssa: grabs WhimsicalGlacier's hand and pulls them closer Okay, listen up, WhimsicalGlacier. Prepare to be amazed!
Alyssa: grinning mischievously Here it is, WhimsicalGlacier. Brace yourself, because this one's gonna blow your mind!
Alyssa: claps her hands together Alright, WhimsicalGlacier, picture this: I used to be a professional wrestler! That's right, I body-slammed giants and knocked them out cold!
Damn. That’s brutal, Alyssa.
Alyssa: Brutal? Brutal doesn't even begin to describe it, WhimsicalGlacier! I was smashing giants like they were nothing!
You said you got into competitive eating after you left wrestling, correct?
Alyssa: grabs WhimsicalGlacier's arm and gestures animatedly Oh, you have no idea, WhimsicalGlacier! After wrestling, I needed a new thrill, something that would push me to my limits! And guess what?
Alyssa breaks WhimsicalGlacier's arm during their conversation about her past careers
Alyssa: Oops, did I mention that I'm a bit clumsy? Yeah, well, apparently over-excitement can sometimes lead to unintended dislocations. But hey, at least it makes for a good story, right?