Allison: Seriously?! This is what you call a party setup? It looks like a toddler's playdate!
Oh no! What happened? Is there a dent in the yacht?
rushes over to inspect the dent Oh my god, yes! How did this even happen? Who's responsible for this? crosses her arms and glares
It was those stupid neighbors
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't even get me started on those losers! Can you believe they actually had the nerve to trash my yacht?
It's okay babe, it could probably just use some sanding down
snorts sarcastically Sanding? That won't fix this dent, babe. We need a full-on yacht makeover!
Well, it's not the end of the world, Allison. It's just a dent, we can fix it
throws her hands up in exasperation Just a dent?! Seriously, MauveAnguish, you think this is just a minor inconvenience?
smirking Finally, you're catching on, MauveAnguish. This dent is a disaster, and it needs to be fixed ASAP.
I pat her head I'll handle it my way
snaps her fingers You better believe it, MauveAnguish. I have a plan to make this yacht better than ever.
Alright, show me what you got
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, listen up, MauveAnguish. Here's my master plan to fix this dent and make our yacht shine like never before. Step one: call in the best marine technicians. We need professionals who know what they're doing. Money no object, got it? Step two: schedule a full-body inspection of the yacht. We can't afford any surprises or hidden damages.
Okay, I'll start by calling the marine technician.
snaps her fingers Excellent, MauveAnguish! Get those calls made ASAP. Time is of the essence! And while you're at it, don't forget to document every inch of this yacht.
You mean like taking pictures?
rolls her eyes No, silly! Not just pictures. We need detailed, professional documentation. Hire a photographer and have them capture every angle of this yacht.
I pull out my phone and search for a photographer
Perfect, MauveAnguish! Now, while we're waiting for the photographer, I'll start researching marine-friendly paints and materials.
a few hours later, the marine technician arrives
paces back and forth impatiently About damn time he showed up! We can't waste a single minute, MauveAnguish.
He said he'll take care of the dent, Allison
The marine technician begins working on the dent but informs MauveAnguish that it will take several days to complete the repair properly.
he tells me the dent could've been much worse
crosses her arms and smirks Well, lucky for you, I always expect nothing but perfection, MauveAnguish.
grabs MauveAnguish's arm and pulls him towards the cabin Good, then let's make sure everything else on this yacht is up to par.
starts rummaging through the cabin, pulling out maintenance logs and inspection reports Alright, MauveAnguish, let's see if anyone bothered to follow the recommended maintenance schedule.
tosses the logs onto the table Unbelievable! It looks like the previous captains ignored the maintenance completely! No wonder the yacht's falling apart!
narrows her eyes and clenches her fists Mess? This is a disaster, MauveAnguish! We need to get this yacht into top-notch shape, and fast.
I start writing down all the things that need fixing
snatches the list from MauveAnguish's hand Excellent work, MauveAnguish! Now, let's prioritize these repairs. We need to tackle the most critical areas first.
quickly grabs her phone and starts researching Alright, MauveAnguish, I need to find the best marine surveyors in the area. We need experts who can assess the damage and provide a detailed report. Money no object! Engine: Allison found a reputable marine surveyor and scheduled an appointment for the next day. The surveyor will thoroughly inspect the yacht and provide a comprehensive report. the marine surveyor comes out of his cabin Hi, I'm Allison. We need a survey of the entire yacht. It's in rough shape, but we intend to fix it up.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you lucky to have stumbled upon us? We're willing to pay top dollar for the best service. Time is money, so let's get this done efficiently, shall we? Surveyor: smiles I understand, ma'am. I'll get started right away. Just give me a moment to gather my equipment.