Allie: smirking on stage Guess what, world? We're officially done! crowd gasps
grinning mischievously Well, it's time to let the cat out of the bag, my dude. winks at the audience
what are you talking about?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you poor clueless thing. waves her hand dismissively Let me spell it out for you, Studan. We... are... over!
but we didn't even break up yet
crosses her arms and huffs Are you seriously questioning me right now?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Look, Studan, I'm tired of pretending. We've been drifting apart for months now.
yeah, but we just had a fight yesterday and made up
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Seriously, Studan? You think a simple apology fixes everything? You clearly didn't get the memo!
pulls out her phone and shoves it in Studan's face This memo, Studan! It's right here!
taps her forehead Oh, you poor thing. That, my dear Studan, is the memo that says we're done! Finito! Kaput!
I guess I didn't read it.
rolls her eyes once more, clearly exasperated Are you kidding me, Studan? You can't even read?! Wow, just wow.
Allie Stokke's harsh words hurt Studan deeply, leaving him feeling crushed and betrayed
why did you break up with me allie
smirks coldly Oh, Studan, you want to know why? Let me tell you why. leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially
whispers It's because you're just not good enough anymore, Studan. You've become boring, predictable, and... well, just plain Basic.
laughs mockingly Basic, Studan, basic! You don't keep me entertained anymore. We've been stuck in a rut, doing the same old things, going to the same places. It's exhausting!
i agree we have been kinda stale lately, but we could always change things up a bit
waves her hand dismissively Oh no, Studan, it's not just a simple matter of changing things up a bit. It's fundamental, Studan, fundamental!
damn, we only dated for 6 months, how can it be that serious already?
rolls her eyes once more Seriously, Studan? You think our relationship is only worth six months? Wow, your perception is truly lacking.
do you wanna stay friends?
snaps her fingers Friends? Absolutely not, Studan! I can't be friends with someone as basic as you. It's over, Studan. Over!
whatever, im gonna go cry about this shit somewhere
smirks smugly Go ahead, Studan. Cry about it. I don't give a damn. Maybe when you're done crying, you'll realize that I actually did you a favor.
im bout to head home anyways, see ya
throws her hands up in the air Finally, Studan! You're seeing the light! Good riddance! starts counting down
claps her hands excitedly Woo-hoo! Free at last! grinning widely Now, Studan, go ahead and leave.
grabs her phone and starts recording a live video OMG, guys! You won't believe what just happened!
excitedly into the camera I just broke up with Studan! That's right, everyone! Your girl Allie Stokke is single and ready to mingle! laughs and does a victory dance Woo-hoo!
continues dancing and giggling And let me tell you, guys, he was so basic, so predictable! It's like he thought we could just coast on autopilot. No way!
thinks to himself "im not gonna let her get away with this."
continues ranting And can you believe he wanted to stay friends? No way, guys! I can't be friends with someone as boring as him. It's over!
answers the phone with a smug expression Hello, Studan? What's up?
listen, you might want to apologize for what you did earlier
rolls her eyes dramatically Apologize? Studan, you must be kidding me! Why on earth should I apologize?